And if so, where do we sign up?
I guess that explains some of the “Bricker Challenge” threads featuring hard core trivia. The ol’ wizard was raining down some trivia on us.
Erm…
I still don’t get it. Does it mean the sun is shining up your ass? I thought that was, excuse the phrase, one of the places the sun never shines.
gasp Oh, the horror!
RE: shiny assholes.
I’m not sure if I want crows trying to steal my asshole all day.
Or packrats. If I had to pick one, though, I’d want a crow to fly away with my asshole more than I’d want a rodent to drag it to his dank underground lair.
And now, please join me in a Rolling Stone classic:
*Shi-i-i-ny assholes…
Couldn’t drag me away…
Shiny, shi-i-iny assholes…
Couldn’t drag me away…*
Man!!! You people are perverted. Funny, very funny, but perverted.
BTW I once used my shinyasshole to signal SOS during an emergency . I recieved the key to the city and a certificate of meritorious assholery. It’s framed and on my wall to impress my guests.
No, no! The sun shines out of shiny assholes.
[To “My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean”]
My asshole is shinily glorious
My asshole is shinier than yours
My asshole gleams bright as the sunlight
So shinily outward it pours
Shine on, shine on,
My asshole is shining on thee, oh!
Shine on, shine on,
My asshole is shining on thee!
Knowed Out you know, all this thread has done is allowed you to point people to a thread where you made a slight fool of yourself, and got a slight repremand for calling someone an attention whore in the wrong forum. Not only are you pitting yourself, you are doing it lamely 
So the person with the shiny asshole is showing off?
This little asshole of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.
This little asshole of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.
Hey??..was that thunder??
“Oh shit! Brickeraun has accumulated enough spell points to cast ‘Hairspliting Legal Semantic Hijack +4’!! Flee the thread!”
Alrighty…
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiine on you craaaaazy asshole.
In all seriousness, though, actually having a shiny asshole would appear to be all upside. If nothing else, it would be a heck of an icebreaker at cocktail parties and such. I really can’t think of a situation where I would lament having a high albedo anus.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks, Metacom, I needed a laugh! I think this thread runs the risk of being moved out of the Pit now, though.
The League of Shiny Assholes.
Is that a great title or what?
Coming in summer of 2006.
Prison? :eek:
<i>Let the midnight asshole
Shine a light on me
Let the midnight asshole
Shine its ever-lovin’ light on me. </i>
Good job posting in HTML, dummy. Gah.
No, there it would be a positive advantage.
"Bow before my magnificent, glittering asshole! Yield to it lest it destroy you!"
Heck, you’d be running the show inside before you’d served your first week.
Either that or you’d be going for 4 cartons of menthols instead of the usual 2.