Well, that’s not all it’s done. It’s given us a nice new shiny asshole toy to play with, and display alongside our 1920’s-style death rays, and our forty-five year old short duration deep sea explorations, and our “GOTCHA YA!'s” and our HI, OPAL’s.
Thanks, Knowed Out!
Wow, it would be so cool to have a light-emitting anus (LEA)- drop trow, bend over and shout
The Eye of Sauron Watches YOU!
Sorta like this?
Your asshole may be shiny, but mine has gold plated 24" spinners. Word.
Of course, the thing with Monty Python, is that in any large community such as this, quite a few more than 2 people are going to get it, and truly feel that it makes their day better. I never watched the Simpsons, but I’m sure there’s a lot of people here who have and appreciate the references to that. Not every word on this MB is going to be equally insightful, useful, or profitable to every single person who reads it.
Shine on, shine on asshole mine (and bring back pie)
I ain’t had no buffin’ since Janu-anus, Febru-anus, Junass, no lie!
Yes, precisely. A high-intensity LEA and a stout length of optic fiber, and you could achieve that very effect!
What an amazing concept!! You mean I’ve been slugging through all these threads for nothing?! 
How can anyone call this a stupid thread? This is way too much fun! 
Do shiny assholes come in platinum, too?
It seems we have a new “inside” catch-phrase. Thanks, Knowed Out!! Shiny! I mean, Shiny Asshole!
Yes. They are also available in a budget model made of stainless steel.
Per Google:
Beware of cheap, imported off-brand shiny assholes. They’re frequently made of inferior materials and then given a thin precious metal plating. Despite their low initial cost, those assholes are no bargain.
Bargain-hunting for assholes again, huh? Well, that’s all you’ll find, is bargain assholes with faux silverplate anuses when you hang around in
Ooooo, look – shiny!
Thank you so much for fighting tha ignoranz. :rolleyes:
Okay, I just spent half an hour in the washroom up on the counter with a flashlight in one hand and a mirror in the other. No shine at all.
Knowed Out, if I had a shiny asshole (if I had a shiny asshole),
I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house).
And if I had a shiny asshole (if I had a shiny asshole),
I’D BUY YER LUUUUUUUUV!!1!!!eleven!
Yeah, those imitation shiny assholes like nice for about a week, but then they turn all green and grody.
That’s going to make it an entirely different movie than what I expected.
Shiny happy assholes holding hands
goddamn kids today with their fancy ideas and shiny assholes…
You’ll understand when experience and the weight of the world makes your asshole dull, scarred and rubbery.