My cat’s asshole smells like titanium.
*Good morning ass shine
The earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below…
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo…*
Your wild wings glow upon your frozen cheeks
Your shiny asshole, babe, it always makes me weak
Cause you’re my baby, yes you’re my love
Oh girl I’m just a jeepster for your love. . .
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I never thought I’d see the day I’d outshine lieu’s ass
Meanwhile, back at the OP…
Knowed Out, I think one thing you’re not seeing here is that this wasn’t a big “inside joke” that everyone else was in on except you. It wasn’t an “inside joke” at all. A former regular, who obviously used to enjoy the boards, popped in to try to say hello to old friends and maybe make some new ones. Yes, it was a rather unconventional way of doing so, but so what? I’ve been around for awhile, having lurked a year before registering, and I don’t have any recollection of the poster or the game, so I can imagine there are a lot more people that had no idea of what was going on than there are that did. You weren’t alone, though, in greeting her with such sterling manners. The reception she received didn’t reflect well on the board membership. Guess her asshole wasn’t shiny enough.
But does your pussy shine?
[Clapton]
… in the ass-shine of your hooooooooooole
:: guitar riff ::
hilarious!!! I always said that was one of the stupiest songs ever on top 40.
You just made it even more so. Great!!
This may rank as one of the stupidist pits ever, but it’s definatly the best hi jack.
Rock on all you shiny assholes.
singing again
Afflicted by piles too soon,
And exposed in a “moon” -
Shine on, you crazy asshole…
Hehehe I never thought this thread would turn out the way it did. I’m sorry I had too much work to do yesterday to keep up with it.
AND I INVENTED A SDMB CLICHE!
Mods, you must change my username to Shiny Asshole!
This little asshole of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
This little asshole of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
This little asshole of mine
I’m gonna let it shine
Let it shine let it shine
let it shiiiiiine
Duh! hello… first you start this lame thread and then you copy my shiny asshole song
quoted by me in post 51
Why …you might be the shiniest asshole ever …applause …applause…
but please…try to pay attention
Hallelujah, chorus!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiny assholes, shiny assholes, shiny assholes
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiny assholes, shineeeeee ass holes
Is it traditional to stand during the Shiny Asshole Chorus?
Yes.
But you so don’t wanna know what your supposed to light and wave in the air.
Don’t hide your light under a buttock.
And you wore out your sphincter on yesterday’s dinner
And let loose a steel breeze …
Come on you anus, you butthole and looser,
Come on you exit from the intestines, and shine!
Og bless you, Ponder; I was hoping to expand the thought, but you did it more eloquently than I. Truly, your asshole doth shine greatly.
Speaking of shiny assholes…
I just like to note that this is my 5000th post.
