Too shiny! My eyes! The goggles, they do na’ thing!
I wouldn’t get too smug. You can bet your Brasso that right now there are people with dull, dreary, tarnished assholes who are feeling put upon by those with shiny assholes. Were they born without burnished bums, or was too much spicey food what took the shine off their shit hole?? That’s for the courts to decide, but if I were you, I’d think twice before setting myself up as the leader of the Shiny Assholes.
Shiny assholes might just be a flash in the pants fad, tomorrow you might have to viewed with a rose colored rectum to pass yourself off in society. The stained sphincters are many in number, but so far have been passing everything by without much resistance. They are poised to sound off when people go touting their iridescent anuses to the world, and the fallout of that shit storm will be of epic proportions.
It’s public domain now, cos. It’s now a hymn in the church of Knowed Out.
It’s no longer a lame thread if it stretches to three pages. My baby will be up there with 3) Hi Opal, Gotcha Ya, and 1920’s Style Death Ray. Spread the love…
This little asshole of mine…I’m gonna let it shine…
The issue isn’t the inside jokes. The issue is the fact that you personally insulted someone in a forum where that isn’t acceptable behavior. Stop being a baby.
Sounds like a job for Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
The OP is still really fucking lame, just cause we had fun at your expense does not redeem the original OP. 
I can’t believe instead of apologizing or even acknowledging you were wrong you think you’ve done something cool. :rolleyes:
:smack:
Let’s try that again:
Sounds like a job for Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
Give him a break. He admits he’s an asshole.
“I’ve been buffin’ your bunghole for the last hundred days,
When I don’t get my bath I take it out on the slaves,
So gleem up your orifice for that ball on the hill,
I’ll polish them assholes and swallow them pills.
Space Load, mother mother…”
–Sylvester McMonkey McBean
[To the tune of John Lennon’s “Instant Karma”]
Our assholes all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun…
I’ve just got to note that I really, really did LOL at this:
And just a note to the OP- when you’re in a hole, don’t dig. I’m just sayin’.
You’re right. Inside jokes ARE STUPID. Noone should ever make inside jokes. Ever.
So this one time, a family act goes to see a talent agent…
[To the tune of Brother Cane’s “And Fools Shine On”]
Asssholes Shiiine On
…inside jokes?
Like the one that ends with, “Shit, if you help me find my car keys, we can DRIVE outta here!”
And, as to the OP, you didn’t invent the new joke. The new joke came about becuase people were making fun of you.
“I do not think Sylvester McMonkey McBean is who you think he is.”
OOPS! I made an INSIDE REFERENCE. Please don’t anybody tell Knowed Out.
No when you’re in a-hole, it’s time to start buffing.
I Googled him, and found a few references. I didn’t really think he was in Monster Magnet, just that those lyrics needed to be attributed to somebody. Don’t worry, I’m too much of a dullard to be in on many inside jokes, I can only hazard a guess as to my anal luster.
Nice one Gilbert.
Did you know that rats can’t throw up?
“Rectum? It damn near blinded him.!”