insults, insults, insults.

Kay guys, most of you are *way[i/] off topic. The boys have been dealt with. Some good freinds took care of them… some BIG, TOUGH guy freinds. After I made myself hoarse yelling at them.

But I still would like to hear your insults.
And Iampunha, calm down. :slight_smile: although what Bromley said wasn’t entirely tactful, he didn’t mean to insult anyone by it.

But Bromley… dude, just a warning. Lots of poeple here are gay, or bi, or lesbian, or whatever, including myself. Althoug I agree with you inthat calling these boys gay WILL wound thier pride, Its an insult I tend to stay away from.

Come on poeple. I need your insults. Not directed towards me, of course. But to direct towards other poeple… not in a bad way, well, not most of the time anyways… but we insult each other in our little circle of freinds, and coming up with new ones is kind of like furthering the learning process.

That didn’t make the least bit of sense. Oh well, I know what I meant.

I find it disturbing your attitude about this. Getting your friends to go rough up these individuals does not solve the problem.

Yeah I agree, Incubus.

It seems to me that either magic8ball is describing a situation where she cannot go to the police and feel safe or she can’t. To me, involving the police seems like the right thing to do to keep people safe.

Randomly insulting them and upping the ante just sounds scary and silly.

And magic? You need to realise that you cannot control the direction of the debate on this board. You put it in the public domain, you get responses.

::shrug::

The best are the ones you make up on the spur of the moment and inspired by rage - like fuckface.

Fuckface… I like it.

“fuckface” is so pedestrian, so banal, so hackneyed. Everybody’s heard that. We need creativity. But magic8ball wants short and sweet. hmmm… How’s about…

Colon polyp.

fuckface has a beautiful ring to it. it conveys sheer dislike and rage very well. It is short and sweet. over-creative/imaginative insults just don’t work. they don’t come from the heart like a good combination of vulgar words.

If someone calls you a fuckface, you know they are pissed off with you. if they call you something less vulgar/more imaginative it shows that they have had time to think, and therefore to calm down.

you’re gonna die turdbreath.

I love this! an excuse to be obscene!
shit-finger. maggotbreath, you mouldy penis licker.

sorry.

No apology necessary. :slight_smile:

Definitely turn them in to anyone who’ll listen. Escalating the situation personally won’t make things better, and going to the authorities is much more likely to cause them harm than a juvinile shouting match which may well lead to a violent confrontation.

That said, my favorite insult:

(Calvin to Moe the Bully): Your simian countenance belies a history unusually rich in species diversity.

DUDE! I got a Whole role of quarters, I’m going to your moms
if your a guy this one is foul…ok its FOUL

smack your fist into the other palm so it makes a loud smack a few times. “you know what that sound is?” wait for them to say no what or pop off whatever lame answer they have. " thats the sound my ballsack makes when its slamming into the rim of your mothers asshole"
fair warning, this one has been known to start fights.

Hows about “Go blow a donkey” It sounds kind of playschoolish, don’tcha think?

Hows about “Go blow a donkey” It sounds kind of playschoolish, don’tcha think?

Straight from Latin class:

és lupam et habitas in fornice.

Or plural:

éssetis lupam/as et habitatis in fornice.

Pronunciation guide:

Ace/Ace-ett-eece loo-pahm eht hah-bee-tahs in for-nee-kay.

Means:

You eat female prostitute and live in a brothel.

Change the initial E to a soft one and you change the verb from “to eat” to “to be”. Wonderfully vaguewhen pronounced instead of written;)

An insult that I recently heard is to describe someone (or an idea proposal, etc) as "a bit Dagenham"

Explanation:
On the [http://map.tfl.gov.uk/map.asp?map=Underground&area=east]London Underground, Dagenham is a couple of stops further than Barking and “barking” is often used as an abbreviation for “barking mad”

Subtle, but it amused me…

Grim

I once had a BIG, TOUGH older brother who decided that his brand of vigilantee justice was all the justification he needed to beat on me and my younger brother. We grew up, and I can tell you, violence breeds violence. It’s never a final solution, for either side, I don’t care who “starts” or “finishes” it.

Enjoy,
Steven