FNM= Faith No More. Who broke up a couple of years ago, unfortunately. The both the former guitarist and keyboardist have bands (whose names escape me presently), and Mike Patton, the second (and more famous) FNM lead vocalist has done some solo work (which I dislike) and has another band called Mr. Bungle, which is pretty cool.
Well done, DynoSaur! I thought throwing out an old TV theme song would be a pretty good curveball to throw…but I was obviously in error.
Oh yes, I said I’d give the answer to this one:
TR5: (ultra-famous band… pretty famous song I think. First verse)
I am communicating with you through an electomagnetic device. My larynx has been damage through the use of rolled units of tobacco. At intervals I am convinced to return to my dwelling, however I must cope with my mental storage capacity’s inability to fail.
It’s You Better, You Bet by the Who.
Yep. Big band + big song = I can’t guess it.
OK. Here, posted for the last time, are the lyrics that have gone so long without being solved. Older metalheads: You may begin kicking yourselves. Younger metalheads: Learn your history, then kick yourselves.
MRB3: VAN HALEN: ATOMIC PUNK-Please.
“There are no humans perambulating the walkways of this city post-sunset but myself- the anarchistic, rebellious child of the atom!”
MRB4: KISS: ALL HELL’S BREAKING LOOSE-You wanted the best-you got the best- famous opening line from their concerts.
An urchin perambulated up to my personage one day and queried of me “Sir, I ask you about these various things, and those various things, and why is your verbiage so odd?” I, replying, vocalized “I am the apotheosis of all that is desirable, I am like unto a zephyr.”
MRB5: MOTORHEAD: KILLED BY DEATH-not the band’s biggest song, but I gave y’all enough clues-ugly, cheap bassist also in Hawkwind and whose guitarist formed Fastway, the band that did MRB1.
“I was slain by Thanatos incarnate, I was slain by Thanatos incarnate!”
MRB6: DEEP PURPLE: CHILD IN TIME-Ok not the biggest song from “In Rock” but it is #2!
"Metaphorically sugary (innocent) young human offspring dwelling within the chronosphere, you will observe the union of two points along the shortest distance between them, said union sketched along the boundary between forces of light and darkness.
MRB7: QOTSA (Queens of the Stone Age): GO WITH THE FLOW- this video is all over MTV…
“The woman vocalized “I will dispose of myself”
“These are two-dimensional representations of reality at a specific space-time”
I am unable to coerce you to remain in the vicinity
I cannot douse you from my epidermis
Beyond the metaphorical confines of the aforementioned representations is what you and I are excluding
Your neurons will not form nor maintain the neccessary synapses to recollect these events, at any rate-”
MRB8: YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN: SHIPS ARE BURNED-virtuoso speed guitarist and one of the early songs with vocals…
“Presently, the oceangoing vessels of your people have been reduced to cinders and the force opposed to good has reappeared in your vicinity. It will fall upon you in a stealthy fashion, and there is naught you can do to avoid this fate.”
MRB9: MONTROSE: ROCK CANDY-Ronnie Montrose introduces the world to the young Sammy Hagar…
"I analogize your physical beauty to a simple confection of crystalized sucrose precipitated from supersaturated heated H2O, young woman: quite solid, stimulating certain taste buds that detect sugary foods, and tending to cause adjacent objects to cling.
JUNI1: In the course of excavating the underpinnings for a new edifice on an island acquired for a pittance in trade goods, a place of interment for involuntary laborers was found. May the shades of said laborers become pleasantly idle now that mob hangings are disapproved of and our society has moved on to a method of execution involving the application of alternating current to a common piece of household furniture.
JUNI2: Please be so kind as to step out of the path of traffic and let the gentelman pass, let the gentleman pass.
Too dense in lipids, lipids you must trim to create a more healthy cut of meat. You must take the vertical transporter to the elevated piazza. Dunderhead, alter matters, and things will be set into motion, superior chocolate confection. Superior chocolate confection! Superior chocolate confection!
Okay, I give up on this one.
OS10: The two of you regard me, your locks of considerable length fluxing, instruments of vision not dead, gray matter even now expanding. In unison you inquire of me what our collective options are, now that you two have developed twin deposits of great affection for me, and in turn, I’ve developed great affection for each of you. I’m struggling to gain insight into the reasons that prevent us from evolving into a set of triplets.
It was Triad, by Jefferson Airplane, the Byrds, or, originally, David Crosby.
You both stand there, your long hair flowing
Your eyes alive, your mind still growing
Saying to me what can we do now that we both love you
I love you too
And i don’t really see
Why can’t we go on as three.
I believe Juni2 is off of the “El Oso” album by Soul Coughing. I can’t remember the song title…Circle? Blame?
Is Juni1 Bob Dylan’s 115th dream?
These three are still out there. I tried to update this morning and my ISP crashed. :rolleyes:
I6W9 1: In the future, I will have a grand ole time in his locality. Then I will ejaculate on his betrothed.
Kind of obscure, rap. Colorful answer…
I6W9 2: It’s 4:30 and I’m selecting a new ratio.
Little band, BIG hit. This is so easy you’ll smack yourself when you hear it.
I6W9 4: You can tug on my appendage, you can turn my circular arm, but don’t emerge from unconscienceness, when the hyrogen/helium mass comes back into view, and then try to show your gratitude. You are spending time that I could be exploiting elsewhere.
One hint: N.R.A.
Before this thread is completely dead and forgotten, I just want to see if anyone can get this stumper of mine. I know I’m not the only one here who knows this song.
sturm-1
Hints:
This song was big on MTV and radio about 10 years ago. It doesn’t make any damn sense. Neither do any other songs by this artist. If you were in high school in the early 90s in the US, I would be very suprised if you didn’t hear this song A LOT.
Big Hint:
The first part of line one goes, “Forces of evil…”, and I think the time signature is 4/8.
Fleets, regiments, squadrons, and other groupings of those who are innately maleficient, appearing in scenes created by neurons firing while in a state of torpidity, which scenes primarily comprise countenances decorated in an allegedly humorous fashion;
Said groupings made illegal and attempted to expunge all such auditory stimuli created with the intent that those who became cognizant of the stimuli should desire to repeat the experience, by the use of a false airtight container in which certain persons should be exposed to emmisions which are quite inimical to essential cellular functions.
Its a stumper all right-It rings a bell, as do many others but…
sturm-1: Loser, by Beck?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Rilchiam, you win a jar of processed cheddar product, with which you may become mentally unstable. (Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz!)
Both JUNI1 and JUNI2 are unsolved. MrBoy was close on JUNI1, but he’s got the wrong album.
Here’s some new ones, since sturmhauke so kindly revived the thread. 
In the order of their difficulty, from easiest to hardest.
OS17: Unfortunately, it is not always possible to obtain everything one desires. However, should a person take it upon themselves to make a true effort, said person has a possibility of discovering that they will receive the items the possession of which will allow them to at least get by.
OS18: The morrow might bring with it precipitation. In order to avoid this possibility, I will stalk the center of our solar system.
OS19: This is not the finale, what with my having viewed your personae once more this day. The sight of you caused me to move my blood-pumping organ to the opposite direction of which it had previously faced.
OS17 Rolling Stones “You can’t always get what you want”
OS18: Beatles, “Follow the Sun”.
putting drumsticks on either side of his nose, snorting the best licks in town…
Yup and yup.
“Lather”, by Jefferson Airplane. But I think you’re in the wrong thread with that.
And, since I owe you guys one, Ril1:
Tarry not; this is the time to operate, as the warehouses are now poorly stocked
You may anticipate, if you are at that time still among the mortals, that the goods will be delivered by the time earth has made one more or one less than seven revolutions around the sun
Predicated on your pursuit, it is hopeful that another twenty-four hour period will succeed this one
However, if your proposition is rejected, there will be no difference than if you are perambulating upon the surface of the largest star in the solar system.