Interesting phone message

United Airlines has changed their Reservations line number, but the old number is still active. They have a bizzaro message on this line:
Not quite the helpful message you might expect!

Maybe I’ll record it and use it as my answering machine message!!

Can’t you just tell us what it is?? I am scared to call!

Hmm… soundsl ike a 1-800 number voting system. C’mon tell us. What did I just vote for???

Thank you for telling me about that.


Damn, I voted too! Not fair

For a good time call (202) 762-1401.

Harald, that ain’t the American Airlines reservation line. Never was. American Airlines reservations are at 800-433-7300. The number you’ve posted goes to American Fire Wholesale, Inc. in Florida.

I don’t know if you’ve been misinformed, or what, but I don’t like it. This thread is closed.

Sorry 'bout ruining your joke there Attrayant.