Are you offering DW? Because I’m pretty sure you’d be so much softer than an Ewok.
Kitty
FPK, i don’t plan on thinking of anyone on my honeymoon except for the man i’m with. so i can’t promise anything about the ewoks. and what you and dw do in your free time is your own thing. 
hehe, sorry. where would you go on your honeymoon?
Jedi Girl
Well it would all depend on where the wedding was. I always wanted my weding either somewhere really pretty in the spring with lots of flowers or in the snow so that I would wear one of those really pretty dark blue, white furlined cloaks. I still want a cloak, black velvet sounds nice right now. You’re okay with DW then, are you okay with Danny too? Because I can think of interesting things to do with both naughty grin Parachute pants are fun.
Ummm to answer the question ummm… it woyld depend on who I’m going with too but some little cabin up in the snow would be nice or a beach somewhere, anywhere to go to be alone together.
Kitty
Yay!!! 300 posts!!!
Here are a couple…
If you could be any key on the keyboard, which one would you be?
And,
If you had to completly forget one person you’ve known for over ten years, and are in good relations with, who would it be? (note: you are allowed to re-meet them later in life, but you will NEVER remember your old times together.)
I think you two should stop talking about inside jokes between you two on the board, because it’s unfair to the rest of us who become interested in them. I think if you do put an inside joke on the board then you should explain it to the rest of us for either: our amusement, or so that we can lead by the example set by the current list of 4 “perfect guys” you two have come to name.
FPK, who is this Daniel and why are parachute pants fun? And if Dire Wolf comes over can i come too?
Yeah 3 Posts!!! (but only 1 thread… hmmm.)
Disembodied Head,
They are not inside jokes, they are just things that I say that no one has any chance of figuring out. I can go back and chuckle over such things, but I doubt anyone else could.
Daniel/Danny/That Damn White Boy is my ex-boyfriend, search for a thread I started about a month or two ago about that, you’ll learn much. he wore parachute pants today, and at Knott’s when we went a while ago. The rest is up to your imagination.
You’ll have to ask DW about the last one though. I wuldn’t mind to have you though.
Kitty
If it’s a slippery keyboard, I would want to C Sharp, or else I would B Flat.
[sup]i hear you groaning all the way over here[/sup]
The person I would forget is Janet W. As things turned out, I may as well forget the past. And I wouldn’t need to meet her again, unless I were to become a lesbian.
Disembodied Head, I suppose you could come along. I mean, you’re just a head, right? I could carry you in a backpack if you’d like, or maybe a bowling bag with some air holes punched in the side. We can all go up to the cabin, but then I’ll leave with Danny to “gather firewood”. Pants Boy will inexplicably wander off in search of the nearest Banana Republic store, and I’ll be left alone in the cabin with FPK. But don’t worry, Head, I’ll take you out and prop you up on the coffee table. Why, I’ll even give you to Kitty. :: smirk ::
uh, i actually try to keep my real life out of this as much as i can (although look at how well this really worked ) so there really aren’t any inside jokes in this thread…if we ever did start including inside jokes you’d be even more lost, believe me.
FPK : I don’t even want to know about the pants…groans oh god, if I think of the location of some of the zippers on those pants what you said sounds so very very wrong.
btw: if you think about this, it’s not an inside thing. 
raises a brow at DW
Don’t even start that now, ya know I already know you don’t love me so smiffle I’ll just have to go find someone new and you can go off with Welfy.
So Disembodied Head, how are ya?
Ummm… Jedi Girl, who ever said that what I was thinking wasn’t very very wrong? You’ll never know will you?
Kitty
Awwww, Kitty! Don’t cry. What, you can have a stable, but I get the comment? You know you can’t resist my charms.
:: blink blink ::
Oh, uh, Mapache, huh? Interesting name. Where ever did you come up with that one? :rolleyes: hmm hmm hmmmm
Whatever.
Can I sorta change part of that one question? If I could forget meeting someone, or rather, forget all of the times we’ve had together (although I haven’t know him for over ten years), I’d forget about Sean. There’s so much that we’ve gone through that has totally ruined any deep friendship that we could ever have had, and I think that if I ever did remeet him then we’d be able to have that friendship again. sniff life’s just not fair is it? But I’ve come to the conclusion that because I CANNOT change the past, I shall forget about it. Whether or not he chooses to is totally up to him, but I’m not going to let that affect my almost-perfect life. And if he doesn’t stop bringing it up then I can always cut contact, right? lol. sorry, I needed to rant, my AIM is not working tonight and it’s too late to call anyone. 
Jedi Girl
sniffles a little then calms herself down
Oh fine, I can still be hurt though.
The name would’ve come up anyway, or I would’ve let his dad name him. Either way it wasn’t completely yours.
Kitty
I’m just a little confused, this big head is having problems figuring this one out. ok FPK, if parachute pants are fun, and “That Damn Whiteboy” was wearing the other day, according to your thread, you broke up with him and hate his guts. If this holds true then wouldn’t him wearing parachute pants be a bad thing? a little explaining might be helpful. FPK so what exactly makes the parachute pants fun? and i think you should explain this to me.
JG where exactly are the zippers on the parachute pants?
DW i think the bowling bag would work as long as you can poke holes in the side so i can look at. Make sure to remove the bowling ball first too. Also why not bring your own pair of parachute pants and then kick the shit out of Pants Boy, because then FPK can have fun with you as well. And i can sit on the table… Was there a pun in that last line? “why i’ll even give you to kitty.” I interpreted that as you would be giving a head to or rather getting head from, kitty… interesting play on words i would have to say.
thanks for the info JG. now i just feel confused, but i guess rightfully so.
I’m doing pretty good FPK, but i would be a little better knowing that you have gotten even with That Damn Whiteboy, after DW kicks his ass back to Banana Republic. Plus there’s nothing wrong with watching from the coffee table
I think while DW is out kicking some ass he should go and hurt Sean for you JG, he sounds like a real punk to me. And from what you have said on the forum that i have read, he didn’t deserve you, and now that you have met your possibly soulmate, Russ, things are much better in your life.
FPK and DW where did that little conversation come from? and what’s with the name Mapache? yet again a very confused head…
Alright, though I hate explaining jokes and things because they just die, I’ll do it anyway. You better be thankful Disembodied Head. Although he is my ex boyfriend and he did make me go through hell and back (he dumped me, not the other way around) he’s still a friend of mine. I still use him as a pillow because I do that to all my other guy friends too. Bad doesn’t mean bad, it means bad as in naughty as in wicked, bad for JG because she doesn’t want to think about it. If you look up a few threads you’ll figure out the mapache/Welfy thing.
Kitty
ummm, should i say? sighs okay, just so you won’t be confused anymore (since I hate being confused too…) they were on the inside of the thigh, up in the groin area on these particular pants. Enough said?
If you’re offering… I think it’d be entertaining to have a bunch of SDMB people show up on his door step ready to kill him. No, he didn’t deserve me (not to sound conceited, but he was one of those people where…how do i say this…you get into the relationship because you’re feeling depressed and neglected and alone)
FPK : You’ve killed my thread sniff sniff
Jedi Girl
Jedi Girl,
I did nothing of the sort, well I might’ve but at least I warned you beforehand, explaining things just kills the joke. How many times have I told you that? Did anyone listen to me? No. I just feel so unloved… sniffle
Kitty