My name has amazing powers when I log on to the computer with it. Suddenly everything in the household comes to a grinding halt and everyone, including the dogs, suddenly remembers something that HAS to be done AT THAT MOMENT and no one but me can assist!! It’s uncanny…
An American president used my name during the Cold War to describe the Soviet Union. He even said I was “great!”
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, three days, 13 hours, 33 minutes and 15 seconds.
8022 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,002.82.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes.
I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!*
I am the Goddess of the Underworld.
But unlike the original Persephone, I really dig being in control of your soul. Heh.
…that’s MS. Persephone to you, dammit. Now bow before me, or it’s right into the Seventh Circle with you!
There is a small, unmarked door at the end of an alley in New Orleans. It’s made of shiny, stainless steel. There is a camera and a speaker over it. You push the black shiny button, and speak my name, they will ignore you.
How could people not like vanilla? It’s my favourite flavour. 
Interesting(?) thing about my user name: I just named myself after a dragon from a book I liked, without thinking of any of the following words:
Cucumber
Cumbersome
Cumber (yes, I’ve now been told that cumber itself is a word, and not a particularly flattering one either)
I signed up for this forum after I came home from a 1 month journey to Amsterdam and England.
It has to be known that I had attended a 10 day school-journey to England this June as well - getting to know a nice English guy (actually he was the son of my host-rents… dont make the "then he was virtually your brother comment - it is not witty and has been made before)
He introduced me to weed
Then I went to Amsterdam to hang around with my sis Radna and smoke and smoke and smoke - and after that I went back to England and oh joy! The Englishers’ rents were on holiday in Austria. (Where I am from LOL)
We were together for those two niiiiiiice weeks… damn this post is getting long and useless… what I actually wanted to say was that the first part from my name comes from the film Trainspotting and the song “Born Slippy” that is in the film.
The second word comes from the permanent overuse of the word “dodgy” by everybody I met in England and the fact that my lovely boyfriend told me one night that when we met the first time I looked well dodgy… at least he didnt add that I always do… that s what I call a gentlemen. 
I wish I had a cat to blame this post to…
b dodgy
My username has been declared the Holy Name by four tribes of Tagalog in Papua New Guinea.
My username is everything that is good and right with the world. It is everything wonderful and just, and nothing corrupt or sinful.
My username bakes a fine pie.
My username once saved a baby from drowning. It then disappeared without taking any credit.
My username earned the Congressional Medal of Honor.
My username is a Scorpio and thinks Elton John is a gap-toothed clown.
My username drives a better car than I do.
My username owns a small tropical island, and prefers straw hats.
My username invented the internet.
My username bench presses 315, but is not vain.
My username loves listening and taking moonlit walks on the beach.
My username test pilots F-22’s.
My username can kill a man with one finger, although it would never do so.
My username’s favorite song is “Turkey Buzzard in a Pork-Pie Hat,” by Charlie Patton.
My username asked that Jesus be released, instead of Barabbas.
There can be only one. It shall be my username.
My username has the Eye of the Tiger, cuts like a knife, and will never retreat, never surrender.
UncleBeer, now with NEW easy-opening pop-top!
MomCat: The reasons why I’m totally nucking futs!!
My username is an oblique reference to cough drops.
My username was originally a secret code word during WWII used for decrypting messages encoded with the German “Enigma” machine.
As anyone who speaks Spanish can attest, my username is obscene, makes no sense, and sounds like something that was
a)a dare in a dairy
or
b)an unusual sex byproduct
Contrary to what some people think, my username was not taken from the Pogues song of the same name. Nay, that song is filled with vulgar references to drinking, gambling, and carousing. Such vile indulgences are not for the likes of me!
In truth, I am a devout and chaste follower of the lord, ever striving to bring the true word to the unclean, the heathens, and the blashpemers. And so my username is taken from Psalm 119: “For I am become like a bottle in the smoke; yet do I not forget thy statutes.”
…or at least that was the best I could come up with when I plunked my name into a search engine…
My username has a big dick.
My username’s dick is so big there’s a solar eclipse whenever my username gets excited.
My username’s dick is so big it starred in a movie called “Godzilla vs Cruncy Frog’s Dick”
My username’s dick is so big I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
Dire Wolf is backwards for Flowerid, a new medication to help prolong erection.
I once had an albino pet wolf. One day, my neighbor yelled, “Hey, dye yer wolf!”
If you say my name three times, you’ll wake up and see 600 pounds of sin.
He’ll be grinning at your window, and all you’ll say is “Come on in.”
The truth?
No wonder my fur is so sticky
My username is the actual part in a landmine.
My username is the name of a roller-coaster with no safety gear in California where you stand up on a platform that comes to a sudden stop.
My username was banned in 14 different states.
My username was the last model of car manufactured by AMC.
My username was a hairstyle from the 90’s. The 1690’s.
My username cannot be spelled any other way in the Iroquois language.
My username spelled backwards means “One who stands upright” in the Iroquois language.
My username is a registered trademark of this user, and a Copyright in the country of Belize.
My username can kick the crap out of your username any day of the week.
My username was found scrawled in blood by a dismembered earlobe during the great Sandusky ax-murders of '89.
My username is a charasmatic cult leader.
My username incites nubile virgins into sweaty dancing.
My username was the drummer for a band called the Underage Sexual Deviants.
If you chant my username in a 5/4 rhythm by the light of a waxing moon whilst menstruating, you will feel damn silly.
My username knows the real hair color of most of the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
My username beat up your username.
In about 50 million years, my namesake will either crash onto the surface of Mars or (more likely) break up into a ring.
http://www.seds.org/billa/tnp/phobos.html
My username stays crunchy in milk.
My username will not melt in your hand.
My username is the quicker picker upper.
My username has a dream.
My username knows what love is.
My username invokes images of happy little clouds.
Hy username trips the light fantastic.