My username is the knife and the wound.
(I just saw the film Mary Reilly and am now in a diabolic mood… I am quoting Dr. Jequil here)
My user name is my real (Hebrew) name. Baruch Ze’ev was given to me as my name at my bris, and . . . and . . . and I can’t think of anything else to say about it.
My username will get those nasty grass stains out.
My username puts the fun back in funeral.
My username can find the last place of pi.
My user name can be broken down into O die Man, which has been said many times in the pit by posters who are pissed off at what someone else has said about them.
Keith
HEY! :mad:
My grandfather started a toy company that manufactured frisbees and tops and such. Its that companies name and also my grandfathers middle name… Jasper Whammo Corrado my Pappap.
My username was an extra in Star Wars. It was also a code word during WWII, meaning that there was a kegger behind the latrines. During a previous lifetime, my username was a used conch shell salesman in the South Sea. My username once gave Wayne Newton an enormous erection. My username can be found in the Egyptian Book of the Dead when giving directions for embalming using Gatorade. Gatorade not yet being invented, it was a rather obscure passage. My username was also used 254 times in the original draft of the US Constitution. It is rumoured that it was during the Nixon scandel, the leak was originally known as “lolagranola”, rather than Deep Throat. Incidently, my username was also once a German porn star.
My user name is an honor student at SDMB academy.
My username beat up your honor student.
My username toured with Chibo Matto.
My username was ambassador to the Vatican during the Carter administration.
My username is double-jointed.
My username is a member of the Royal Order of Waterbuffalos.
My username had a torrid love affair with Mother Theresa.
My username was Ricky’s stunt double in “The Story of Ricky”
My username fights for it’s right to party.
My username will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
My username spelled sideways is Esperanto for “electric knee-cap”
My username is not going to pay a lot for this muffler.
My username invented the internet. And pants.
Hum, hum-
My favorite beverage?
My favorite air freshner scent?
What i bathe in to keep my skin smooth and supple?
Emergency contraceptive?
The truth is…is the name of my favorite little snow angel who is black.
My username is in homage to the animal that bit me.
I have become a screech-owl, as those who survive a werewolf’s bite are doomed to become one.
Of course, a screech-owl’s bite is a little less painful.
And I can’t perch on really high tree branches or I get a nose, er, beakbleed.
But being able to look over my own back is really fun.
(Actually, I was bitten by a screech-owl. Not fun. 
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My user name reads the same forward and backward
Also, When scrambled, reads Nominal Amerind
I’m not a man, nor (I am told) am I particularly cranky.
Maybe I’ll change my username to “HoHum”
::chanting::
andygirl!
andygirl!
andygirl!
::looking around the office in disappointment::
What? Nothing. You interns get back to work.
My user name is short for “The bumbershoot of doom, with a 50 round magazine.”
My user name is used to etch concrete, it is also an ingerdient in Hostess Twinkies.
My user name is a Navaho word meaning: “arrogant, and not a team player.”
I started using the name flodnak when I first found BITnet Relay back in 1987. BITnet Relay was kind of like irc would be if the Internet was made up of TRS80s hooked together by Dixie cups and string. Anyway, the word was “invented”, or discovered may be a better word, by my father. He now has it as his e-mail address.
The fact that the name is used by my father and I is a clue to its origin and “meaning”.
My username is a small island in the North Atlantic, populated by cold, nubile, young women with PhDs in various sciences.
My username wrote all the novels of Stephen King, except the bad ones.
My username cannot be anagrammed.
Perhaps I should have been more specific. It incites nubile virgins into sweaty dancing when I say it.
Or maybe no one you work with is a virgin. I suggest taking a poll.