I could take a poll, but then I’d probably need to hire a good attorney…
iampunha:
I got there first! Nyeah nyeah nyeah!
The pants thing is all you, though.
O, anus - I beg to differ.
Damn! Now you’ve got me mentally creating odes to anuses (anii?). This is pathetic. I hate poetry.
Hmmmm…decidedly strange.
My username turns out to be an anagram of the person who made a fool of himself by claiming to invent the internet.
Loving my username is like loving the dead.
A flash of brilliant crimson streaks across the sky!
Yes, it’s STUPENDOUS MAN!
Lover of liberty! Opponant of oppression! Defender of Free Will!
Give up! Your nefarious scheme will never succeed!
At last the world is free from tyrrany, thanks to STUPENDOUS MAN!
Ah, Calvin & Hobbes. What a great comic that was. This has been my BBS and internet name, unchanged, for many years.
It’s not just my user name.
I really AM a Tengu.
AndYrAStar -
“in your sad machines
you’ll forever be deperate and displeased
with whoever you are, and you’re a star”
My username leaves your whites whiter and your colors more colorful!
It removes nasty spots and wrinkles with just a tug!
No really, it’s not Spanish, it’s Sanskrit. And it doesnt’ mean “clean” as in “tabula rasa” it means “stuff of life”.
and, although that’s not a lie, i’m sick of people calling me Andy…
In 1975, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn’t commit. This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire… Beadalin.
::sigh::
Okay. I lied. My real name isn’t Audrey K. I do know an Audrey K., but if I told you who she is and what kind of work she does, then I’d have to kill you. I’d have to make it unpleasant, too, I’m afraid.
Honest-to-God, I swear it on a stack of Bibles, in absolute truthfulness, my legal name is Dweeb.* You can call me Dweebie or Dweebers. I’ll leave it up to you.
Whoo, that’s a load off my chest.
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My username is cher3, for we are many.
But I’m the third one.
It was the only handel I could think of.
Funny, I don’t mind being called andy… 
my username did
invent the lovely haiku
how spiffy is that
…is insurance against getting munched while diving. Nothing bad ever happens if I act like it wil
Elvis Costello writes songs about my username, but Bob Dylan and Robert Plant write songs about me.
Aaaa!! I love you! Will you marry me?
You are Billy Corgan…right?
http://www.departments.bucknell.edu/pr/BucknellWorld/1997-7/flashback.html
I’m supposedly a woman who graduated from Bucknell in 1974 who went to cheer on the Bison. confused
Actually my username is a typo of my old username from AOL’s SDMB, which was WillowElf7. Someone read it as WillowWelf7, and the “welf” name stuck.
My username is also fun to say and can make one feel warm and squishy inside.