Your username reminds me of that kids book I ready way back: Mike Mulligan and the Mighty Steam Shovel
Tripler
Or something like that.
None of the letters in my username appear in my first name.
Oh wait, we’re supposed to lie?
If you add vowels you can come up with the answer to life…
My username is a virgin. This is the first post it has been used in. Please be gentle.
My old username mojo57 is a total ho. It didn’t care if it sounded like a boy or a girl.
I changed my username to The Mermaid because it sounds more like a girl’s name, and I feel so pretty now. I think I’ll tie my hair up with a big pink ribbon and put on some lipstick.
I’m probably alone in this, but I loves me a good pun!
Well done, Messiah.
Take one part sugar, one part vinegar, and one part my user name, mix well…do you know what you get?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, JACK ASS!
The letters in the first word of my username cannot be rearranged to spell Lincoln or Kennedy. The letters in the second word of my username cannot be rearranged to spell Booth or Oswald. Coincidence? Sure, that’s what they want you to think.
When I first began playing soccer (junior league) I was a member of the first team to have our names printed on the backs of our jerseys. But instead of our lastnames, they printed our nicknames. Mine was Jaybird, which became the Birdman, wich morphed into JBirdman. My uniform number was 12, natch.
My username is my Mom’s maiden name.
What? Why are you all laughing?? If it’s good enough for my sainted mother from Brooklyn, it’s f****n good enough for the likes o’ you.
Harrumph.
My username is the answer to the cryptogram sculpture at the CIA. It’s also a cryptogram and it’s pronounced…
[grahamchapmanvoice] Wait for it! [/gcv]
…Notlob.
The word Feynn dates back to antiquity to the time when Stonehenge was built. You can find it inscribed in the tops of the largest monoliths which lead some experts to believe that the monoliths are phallic in nature and promote fertility.
Other experts disagree and contend that Feynn was simply the supplier of the stone and had his name affixed to his product which would demonstrate one of the first known examples of “branding”. New research has indeed found the word “Feynn” inscribed in stone used in the great pyramid and many South American monoliths.
There are ongoing projects to discover other reasons for the appearance of this word and there are even some small cults operating in the southwest United States that claim that Feynn is the one true god. They will chant this name over and over to the point of exhaustion and collapse in the hope that the Almighty, Handsome, and Benevolent One will return.
All they would have to do is visit my forum to find me… like I would tell them… they are nut cases.
If you shout my username loudly into a conch shell on the Isle of Skye, then hold the shell to your ear, you will hear the faint sound of bagpipes…
My username has been played by Mel Gibson, Liam Neeson, and James Doohan on various occasions.
My username, in the middle of my street. My username, it was where we used to eat.
My username knows who number one is. You are number six.
My username is Lokota for “aren’t your knees cold?”
My username is not afraid to taunt Happy Fun Ball.
My username is the secret password for ASCAR. Say it three times and you will obtain lifetime immunity for your car from defilement by said members.
…was a nun kidnapped by an Arabian sheik for his harem.
…got three white lilies on her birthday.
…picked two white roses off a bush when she got home tonight.
…has many things to say and do, but not until she has the words.
::tired smile::
My username put the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon.
My username knows the words to “Louie Louie.”
My username knows what your username did last summer.
My username thinks Helen Hunt is kinda hot.
My username can bend minds with its spoon.
My username is my real name rearranged.
I am Jose’ Po
And here I thought it was ‘just’ a Bloom County character 
Mine’s the noise a choo-choo makes in France
My username is what you get if you view the Linux kernel with a text editor.
It is also a four dimensional representation of my least favourite emotion.
My username never actually read CrunchyFrog’s sigline.
Ogre: Gore hee hee
la anvil:)
My username is the secret nickname Marion Davies had for William Randolph Hearst’s penis. (Davies was a huge Jules Verne fan. The presence of younger people on this board prevents me from describing the act she referred to as “Going Around the World in Eighty Days.”) Hearst inadvertently revealed this to one of his employees, Winsor McCay, who then mockingly used it as the name of a small boy in his comic strip. As a result, Davies did everything in her power to destroy McCay’s career. It was due to her efforts that Gertie the Dinosaur failed to win an Oscar for Best Animated Picture the year it was released even though it was the only nominee in that category.