Intimidation: the MMP

Good morning, Mumplandia!!! Bad night last night - **FCD **was chasing bunnies in his sleep or something. He was really twitchy and he bonked me in the head a couple of times. I don’t know what he was dreaming but he was unhappy with someone. Between that and my own weird dreams, I didn’t get a lot of sleep. It’s gonna be a long day. Plus we’ve got to stop at WalMart on the way home for doggeh food and bar soap.

**BBBobbio **- I can’t believe I never made a South Park connection. :smack:

**Spaz **- that’s not a mid-life crisis - that’s the plot of a really bad sitcom. :eek:

**gotti **- don’t make such a big deal - just return the damaged items and they will be replaced… :stuck_out_tongue:

At least it’s payday. I hate being paid twice a month. Every other Friday was so much easier to track. Now paydays fall within a window of 3-6 days after the 15th or the last day of the month, depending upon whether there’s a weekend or holiday in there. It’s like money roulette - where it stops, nobody knows! This would have been really unpleasant back in the days when we were paycheck-to-paycheck.

Anyway, Happy Wednesday!

Up, caffeinated, off to irk.

My Cousin would display than one proudly.
I have Wednesday blurfage - and there’s a Nor’Easter coming! :eek::eek:

Do you have the requisite amount of TP and French Toast fixins on hand to ride out the storm, young lady? :dubious:

TP, yes. French Toast, not so much. But I do have enough soup. :wink:

Owns Harley <check>
Bops people over head <check>

Conclusion = he’s joined an outlaw motorcycle gang! :eek:

Can we get some REAL snow already. :frowning:

I have been blurfy all day today, luckily it’s pub night later so that will perk me up.

This morning the weatherman on the local news had a fancy map with wind arrows and everything, then he proceeded to tell us all that we’d be facing bitterly cold northerly winds coming down from the Antarctic. I had to check in case he was forecasting standing on his head.

Can I get a B

B
Can I get a L

L

Can I get a U

U

Can I get a R

R

Can I get a F

F

Whats that spell?

Blurf!

I can’t hear you…louder please!

BLURF!

Very good. Carry on.

Does he or she work in IT?

Howdy from irk! I am about to pack up Mr. Laptop and head out for large and in charge Dawson, Jawja. Dawson is the capitol of Terrell County Jawja and has one of the funkiest court houses evah.

Envy me.

Just not my week for good customer service.

We got home from the “setup” appointment to find a message saying that DH was scheduled for a PET scan today. They couldn’t have told us this when we were there?

Unfortunately, a PET scan does not involve letting puppies walk on you.

At least Amazon figured things out and is re-shipping the order today. Hopefully this time they lick the tape.

I saw a show once where someone wealthy designed their home so that it had a different architectural style from each of the four sides. While it was cool, that courthouse had far less success carrying it off. That’s just barchitecture.

And that’s a shame… good way to find your funny bones.

What am I missing? It looks like our standard old Southern courthouse. I expected to see Atticus Finch standing on the steps.

She’s a teacher, and has to deal with admins who have never spent a day in a classroom

It looks a bit schizophrenic but at least it’s not boring.

Damned insurance company, found out the reason my premium went from $117 to $281 is because the company changed their rules and now the minimum premium for any company is $250. The agent said she shopped around for me and can’t find anything better. However they will knock off the $31 since I don’t need coverage which protects me from suing myself. Just in case I take it in my head to slander, libel or fire myself. :rolleyes:

One PITA down, about a dozen more to go.

Many years ago (possibly pre-I-95) my dad was caught speeding in VA. As he was from out of town, he was “arrested”, which consisted of following the trooper into town & walking into the building with a red/white pole outside. The barber then took off his white robe & replaced it with a black one & commenced with his “trial”. Cost him $10 (which was worth considerably more back then)

Oh yes, the folks with the pretty red laptops that you turn upside down and shake to reboot.

:smiley:

eta - except, AFAIK, none of them have pointy hair

Mawnin all

Up Caffinating and blurfy

Jim