Intimidation: the MMP

Dindin is et. Dishes are clean. Trash is out by the road. All is well.

How’s this for an ummm… interestin’ Sattidy over to the church house. Miss Mary’s funeral will be at three p.m. with cremains interred in the Memory Garden. At six-thirty, we will have a “celebration of the mutual ministry of St. Patrick’s and Lutheran Church of Our Savior” with the Lutheran Bishop who will be with us on Sunday for a shared service. So we will funeralize then three and a half hours later party. Yeah, the six-thirty thing has been planned for a couple of months and should still go on but, well, how weird is it all!

ETA: First on Three!

**swampy **- that’s life, isn’t it? Not to be flippant, but life does go on. Do you suppose Miss Mary would be upset by a party after her funeral?

Supper has been ingested. Cobbler later. I’ve got a few cheezburgers to read, then it’s knitting time.

MOOOOOOM honestly, she’d rather be at the party glass of wine in hand. :smiley: I’m pretty sure she’ll be lookin’ down and sayin’ “Party On!”

Now what was that I said about motorcycle accessories?

**gotti **- he’s surfing Harley sites - just told me that he can buy a custom seat made of elephant hide. :rolleyes:

I swear, he seemed like a perfectly normal man when we married!!!

Well, to be fair, FCD will need both formal and every day do rags. :smiley:

I’m so sorry. :frowning:

See, that’s what all the wives said when Doom first came out…

Mooooom quit looking at me like that, I do need drag bars for my KZ and lo and behold J&P Cycles just randomly mailed me a catalog, I swear.:smiley:

Nice day here in Houston, sunny and warm most of the day, I am wearing shorts and a tee ::ducks and runs::

Jim

Mr ems said not tonight but he will loan me out on weekends for a good rate :stuck_out_tongue:

We got the new car. And it is awesome. We spent an hour who we got home just playing with all the toys etc. I am going to have to watch my lead foot though:eek:

What, no cruise control?

We got the manual transmission …yes it does have cruise control but what is the fun in that :smiley:

We must all remember to send sympathy cards to Fairy chat on her anniversary.
She can use them as coasters.

On a more serious note, there is a sign near the cafeteria, by the stairway to my humble office.
We’ve got spirit!
Yes we do!
We’ve got spirit,
How about you?
I want my own sign.

I hate stupid people,
Yes I do.
I hate stupid people,
and I hate you.

I have always maintained they are MMMMMMKay’s. VWife hates my South Park jokes.

I am breaking out in a weird rash all over my upper arms which looks like chiggers. Maybe it is pregnancy related?

He has a long way to go before he beats a guy I know’s midlife crisis. It involves dumping his boyfriend for a chick he knew in college, dating her for a while, dumping her when he realized she was sneaky trying to get him to knock her up (she already has two sons), getting back together with her (which is okay because they’re going to counseling), buying a house and leaving behind the land and trailer he was trying to buy, moving in with said girlfriend and planning a wedding which is reportedly on hold until Complicated Friend can come down from Canada to be the best man. Complicated Friend cannot do that for another three to five years from what he told me because that’s when his immigration status changes. Also this couple (whom I shall call the Jumpthefences) has suddenly switched religions for no reason that I’ve ever heard.

I would also like to point out that this is the guy I haven’t spoken three words to in over a year because apparently there was too much drama in *my *life. However, I really want an invitation to this wedding if it ever happens because I sense that it will be legendary and not in the good way. I’m basing this on Complicated Friend’s tone of voice when I mentioned something about the upcoming sometime this century nuptials and he replied “Yeah, about that…” and never finished the sentence.

Now THAT’S how you midlife crisis!

I had to leave work early today to get ANOTHER lampshade as the new one he got yesterday didn’t last 20 hours. I asked for a 2" thick lead one. Bob said that would never work as the dog wouldn’t never able to lift his head then looked up & said, "Oh, I forgot who we’re talking about. " :smack:

I’m accepting bets on how long this one lasts.

ugh… Round One with the Amazon customer support people in Mumbai.

I ordered three things, and today, the postman delivered a box containing one thing, a packing list describing three things and empty space. Looks like one of the tape machines at their Lexington location wasn’t working right on Monday as the tape was not stuck to the box, so the contents leaked out.

The Man From Mumbai cheerfully suggests that if items were damaged, I can return them. Hopefully, Round Two will convince them that I have nothing to return.

Blurf

damn dog and his damn bladder

btb

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 48 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 72. Go figure.

flytrap I think you should write “I have spirits in my bottom left hand desk drawer” on that poster. :smiley:

Ok that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy demands to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!