Mugsy McGrew: Slytherin
Christy Matthiewsen: Hufflepuff
Robert Petrie: Gryffindor
Laura Petrie: Gryffindor
Ritchie Petrie: Hufflepuff
Buddy Cerell: Hufflepuff
Sally Rogers: Slytherin
Mel Cooley: Hufflepuff
Alan Brady: Slytherin (Head Boy)
Milly Helper: Hyfflepuff
Jerry Helper: Gryffindor
Marge, the swtichboard operator: Ravenclaw
Andy Taylor: Gryffindor
Aunt Bea: Hufflepuff
Opie Taylor: Ravenclaw
Barnie Fife: Hufflepuff (squib)
Helen (forgot last name): Ravenclaw
Goober: there is no place in the magical world for such as Goober
Howard: Gryffindor
Floyd the Barber: Slytherin
Ernest T. Bass: Slytherin
I see the world in a whole new way, thanks to this thread!
Oops! Forgot Thelm Lou! can’t decide between Hufflepuff and Slytherin. She’s silly enough for H, but ambitious enough for S…
And Aunt Bea’s friend, Clara–Slytherin (head girl)
Well, all right, if you insist.
Captain Hazel “Hank” Murphy: Dada teacher. Doesn’t tell anyone what house he was in.
White Debbie (White Debbie? That’s stupid. I know she’s white.): Hufflepuff
Black Debbie: Ravenclaw
Dr. Quinn: I would like to put him in Gryffindor, but he only saves the others because he is trapped with them. Thus, it is off to smarty-pants land for him: Ravenclaw
Hesh: Slytherin
Sparks: Slytherin
Marco: Slytherin
Stormy: ?
Has this been done?
Captain Kirk: Gryffindor
Spock: Ravenclaw (Slytherin?)
McCoy: Ravenclaw
Scotty: Hufflepuff
Sulu: Gryffindor
Ohura: Ravenclaw
Who am I missing?
Cops
Briscoe: Hufflepuff
Logan: Hufflepuff
Greevey: Hufflepuff
Curtis: Gryffindor
Green: Slytherin
Benson: Gryffindor
Stabler: Gryffindor
Munch: Slytherin
Tutuola: Slytherin
Goren: Ravenclaw
Eames: Hufflepuff
Lt. Van Buren: Gryffindor
Capt. Cragen: Gryffindor
ADAs
Stone: Ravenclaw
McCoy: Ravenclaw
Robinette: Gryffindor
Kincaid: Ravenclaw
Carmichael: Ravenclaw
Ross: Ravenclaw
Southerlyn: Hufflepuff
Cabot: Ravenclaw
Novak: Ravenclaw
DAs
Schiff: Slytherin
Lewin: Hufflepuff
Branch: Gryffindor
Shrinks
Skoda: Ravenclaw
Olivet: Ravenclaw
Huang: Ravenclaw
Hmmm…High incidence of Ravenclawism among the lawyers and shrinks.
I was going to do CSI, but I think they’re all Ravenclaws.
Sam : Gryffindor
Diane : Ravenclaw
Coach : Hufflepuff
Woody : Hufflepuff
Carla : Slytherin
Norm : Ravenclaw
Cliff : Hufflepuff
Rebecca : Slytherin
Frasier : Ravenclaw
Rose: Hufflepuff
Dorothy: Ravenclaw
Sophia: Slytherin
Blanche: Slytherin
Dude, if ever there was a Squib on your list, it’s Cliff.
Come on, Albert’s totally a dark wizard - check him out in Mort. And he’s all about personal gain - while he may have become loyal to Death, he only stayed with him initially because he only had a few days left to live in the real world. But ok, the Bursar can be in Ravenclaw - thinking about it, he is very intelligent when he’s not dolally.
Cecil: Ravenclaw—or maybe Slytherin :eek:
Ed: Hufflepuff
Julia - Gryffindor
Suzanne - Slytherin
Mary Jo - Gryffindor
Charlene - Hufflepuff
Anthony - Gryffindor
I don’t peg Albert as a dark wizard. Sure, I’ve read Mort, but I’m thinking Susan here; he’s just so Hufflepuff in those books.
And yes, the Bursar is Ravenclaw. Of course he’s Ravenclaw. Loony Lovegood, anyone?
To outgeek my previous entry:
Homestar Runner - Hufflepuff
Marzipan - Gryffindor
Pom Pom - Ravenclaw
Strong Bad - Slytherin (well, DUH)
Strong Mad - Hufflepuff
Strong Sad - Ravenclaw
The Cheat - Slytherin
Bubs - Slytherin
Coach Z - Hufflepuff
King of Town - a Squib
Poopsmith - Hufflepuff
Homsar - your guess is as good as mine
Xander is on the cusp. He could be either, but personally I see him as a Hufflepuff. I love him, and he has always stood by Buffy and the rest of the Scoobies in the face of danger, but he also has some inner turmoil. Thinking he’s going to turn into his family, running away right before his wedding, and stuff like that. In the later seasons, he is Gryffindorish (I didn’t see all of 6 and 7, so I’m a bit spotty). In the beginning of the series I think he’s more of a Hufflepuff. As he grows up, his Gryffindor qualities come out much more. (Also, I’m not trying to lessen Xander’s role by putting him in Hufflepuff. I know it is sometimes considered the Leftovers’ house, as well as the uninmportant one, but I don’t know why. I like Hufflepuff.)
I don’t think of Willow as a Hermione-minded character, simply because Hermione’s Gryffindor standing (IMO) comes from her need to do the right thing, her way (SPEW, constant lecturing, etc.) While Hermione is interested mostly in the application of knowledge, I think Willow is more interested in the knowledge itself. Willow can act bravely and selflessly (raising Buffy from the dead, re-souling Angel), but I don’t think that’s enough to put her in Gryffindor. She is also much more of an introvert, and I think Gryffindors are more in-your-face people.
Giles, I think would have been a Slytherin during his Ripper years, but the more I’m thinking about it, the less I believe it was ambition that drove him rather than knowledge and a craving for a less stuffy lifestyle than the Watcher-hood he was doomed to. The core Scoobies (which to me are Xander, Willow, Giles, and Buffy) act with courage. It’s part of the fighting evil demons thing. But they’re multifaceted, and I don’t think that’s reason enough to put them all in Gryffindor.
Uhuh. I probably spent way too much time on justifying my choices. Haven’t seen any reruns in a long while though, so it’s possible I’m simplifying the way I remember them. With my memory, it’s possible. 
We’ll have to agree to disagree on that one. To me, he’s as Slytheriney and Slytherines get.
Why the hatin’ on Pooh? He’s no Slytherin or Hufflepuff.
Who nearly caught the Woozle?
Who found Eeyore’s tail?
Who discovered the North Pole?
Who rescued Piglet during the flood?
Who wasn’t really that scared about meeting a Heffalump?
Pooh!
Pooh did it!
Pooh, that’s who.
He’s Gryffindor all the way. After all, he is that sort of bear.
I don’t think you’re lessening Xander, but I do think you’re misrepresenting him. He and Willow just seem Gryffindor through and through to me - always ready to grab the weapons and go kill something evil on a moment’s notice. Giles is definitely more Ravenclaw than Willow, and he would have been Ravenclaw when he was eleven years old.
On the other hand, if the question were “Give each Scooby a house, and you can’t have two the same”, I’d have put Buffy in Gryffindor, Xander in Hufflepuff, Willow in Ravenclaw, and Giles in Slytherin. And Willow and Giles can switch houses without much difficulty.
Emphasis mine. Snarl. (Also I think you meant “as”, not “and”.)
Oh lighten up, Spelly McSpeller
From Doctor Who:
Doctor #1 (William Hartnell) - Slytherin
Doctor #2 (Patrick Troughton) - Hufflepuff
Doctor #3 (Jon Pertwee) - Ravenclaw
Doctor #4 (Tom Baker) - Gryffindor
Doctor #5 (Peter Davidson) - Ravenclaw
Doctor #6 (Colin Baker) - Slytherin
Doctor #s 7, 8 & 9 - don’t know enough about 'em to sort 'em.
Romana #1 - Ravenclaw
Romana #2 - Gryffindor
Master (any incarnation) - Slytherin
Rani - Ravenclaw
Susan Forman: Hufflepuff
Leela - Honorary Gryffindor muggle
K-9: Ravenclaw
all other companions: honorary hufflepuff muggles
From the Avengers:
Steed: Gryffindor
Cathy Gale: Ravenclaw
Emma Peel: Gryffindor
Tara King: Hufflepuff
Mother: Ravenclaw
Purday: Ravenclaw
From Monty Python:
John Cleese: Slytherin
Graham Chapman: Griffyndor
Michael Palin: Hufflepuff
Eric Idle: Hufflepuff
Terry Gilliam: Slytherin
Terry Jones: Ravenclaw
Carol Cleveland: Ravenclaw