Into Which Hogwarts House would _____ Be Sorted?

Harry: Gryffindor
Ron: Hufflepuff
Hermione: Ravenclaw
Draco: Slytherin

What? :smiley:

At that time, before she was turned, she was described wholesome and pure. She wanted to stay true to herself. Being that, she’d probably be hard working and selfless, so I would give her hufflepuff.

And since we’re on the topic, I shall do…

The O.C.
Ryan Atwood Griffendor
Marissa Cooper Slytherin due to the fact that she was in drugs and alcohol and had a deceptive side.
Julie Cooper Slytherin because she was always climbing the social latter to get ahead
Seth Cohen: this is an easy one, Ravenclaw.
Summer Roberts: Griffendor
Sandy Cohen: I’d say that he’d be a hufflepuff, because he was a due gooder and did everything from the bottom of his heart.
Kirsten Cohen: Hufflepuff.

Hank: Gryffindor
Marie: Hufflepuff
Skyler: Ravenclaw
Jesse: Ravenclaw
Walt: Slytherin
Gus: Slytherin
Mike: Slytherin
Gail: Gryffindor
Walter Jr: Hufflepuff
Tio: Slytherin
Tuco: Slytherin
Todd: Slytherin
Saul: Ravenclaw
Steve Gomez: Hufflepuff
and since this is a Zombie:
Rick: Gryffindor
Shane: Slytherin
Daryl: Ravenclaw
Glenn: Hufflepuff
Carol: Ravenclaw
Hershel: Gryffindor
Otis: Hufflepuff
Dale: Hufflepuff
Andrea: Gryffindor
T-Dog: Hufflepuff
Maggie: Ravenclaw
Lori: Back in London

Sheldon: Ravenclaw
Leonard: Gryffindor
Raj: Ravenclaw
Howard: Slytherin
Penny: Hufflepuff
AFF: Ravenclaw
Bernadette: Ravenclaw

I started trying to do Game of Thrones, but gave up when I came up with a good argument that Tyrion Lannister could be sorted into any one of the four houses. Brave? Check. Conniving? Check. Smart? Check. Loyal? Check.

Technically we were on the topic seven years ago, but who’s counting. :wink:

That makes more sense.

Tony Stark/Iron Man: (I could make an argument for anything but Hufflepuff - I’m gonna say Slytherin with definite Ravenclaw leanings)
Thor: Gryffindor
Captain America: Gryffindor
Black Widow: Slytherin
Hulk: Uh…Ravenclaw as Dr. Banner. As Hulk…no idea!
Hawkeye: Hufflepuff
Agent Coulson: Hufflepuff (or Gryffindor)
Nick Fury: Slytherin
Loki: Slytherin
Maria Hill: Ravenclaw
Pepper Potts: Ravenclaw
Erik Selvig: Hufflepuff

Daryl? Clever? No, no way. Daryl is loyal, hardworking, and kind. He is a Hufflepuff.

Hershel? Who couldn’t let his wife and kids, WHO WERE FRICKIN’ ZOMBIES, rest in peace, and kept them in the barn endangering his living family? Who had to be dragged away from his farm rather than make a pointless last stand? No, no way. Hershel does not have the moral courage to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em. He holds firm, every single time, because he’s too scared of the alternative. Hershel is a Ravenclaw, intelligent and clever, or maybe a Hufflepuff, loyal and hardworking. He is not a Gryffindor.
Seriously, big giant Walking Dead season 2 spoilers in there. Be warned. And I’m not up to speed on Season 3 yet, so if I’m wrong, tell me, but don’t spoil my day.

Mostly I agree. Leonard pursues Penny through a serious kind of personal bravery. Raj is clever, but a bit of a coward, and is thereby relegated to Hufflepuff. Early-season Howard is kinda evil in his pursuit of women-as-objects, but I just don’t see the kind of personal ambition in Howard Wolowitz, except maybe in his ambition to someday, finally, get laid. I’m not exactly sure where to put him, except maybe Ravenclaw. Penny is indeed hardworking (how long has it been since her last acting gig?) and loyal to her friends, and is totally a Hufflepuff. AFF is singlemindedly loyal to her Penny, but she’s probably more clever than loyal and so I can’t really argue with Ravenclaw. And Bernadette surely is smart enough to be a Ravenclaw, maybe enough to overcome her bravery and hard work in breaking Howard’s chauvinist side and standing up to his mother.

But Sheldon in Ravenclaw? No, no way. Sheldon is, above all things, ambitious. He wants to be recognized as the most brilliant person on earth, he suffers no fools, and he refuses to lose at anything, even meaningless arguments. Sheldon Cooper is a Slytherin, full stop.

Oh, and here’s all of the Sorting Hat songs, for reference.

I have to agree with you about Sheldon being in Slytherin. Leonard once said that Sheldon is one lab accident from being a supervillain. So I humbly change my sorting.

Also completely agree with Sheldon being a Slytherin.

Howard isn’t ambitious enough to be a Slytherin. He’s got only a master’s degree, after all. Maybe a Hufflepuff.

From WoW (At least the Horde Side…):
Thrall: Gryffindor
Garrosh: Could the the rare Gryffindor gone bad?
Cairne Bloodhoof: Hufflepuff (& Baine doesn’t fall far from the tree I think…)
Sylvanas Windrunner: Slytherin
Vol’jin: Ravenclaw
Trade Prince Gallywix: Slytherin
Lore’themar Theron: Slytherin(?)

Roy Greenhilt: Griffindor
Elan: Griffindor
Vaarsuvius: Ravenclaw
Haley Starshine: A difficult one, but I’ll say Ravenclaw, for lack of any better place to put her.
Durkon Thundershield: Hufflepuff
Belkar Bitterleaf: Dropout
Xykon: Slytherin
Redcloak: Ravenclaw
Monster-San: Hufflepuff
Tsukiko: Slytherin
Miko Miyazaki: Griffindor
Nale: Slytherin
Sabine: Slytherin
Thog: I’m going to say Griffindor. He loves nothing more than charging into the fray, and that’s sort of like bravery.
Tarquin: Slytherin

John Lennon - Slytherin
Paul McCartney - Gryffindor
George Harrison - Ravenclaw
Ringo Starr - Hufflepuff

Moe - Slytherin
Larry - Ravenclaw
Curly - Gryffindor

Archie - Gryffindor
Betty - Hufflepuff
Veronica - Slytherin
Regie - Slytherin
Dalton - Ravenclaw
Jughead - Hufflepuff

Buzz Bell - Gryffindor
Shrinking Violet - Gryffindor
Jasper National Park - Ravenclaw

Captain Easy - Gryffindor
Buzz Sawyer - Ravenclaw

Joe Palooka - Hufflepuff
Knobby Walsh - Gryffindor

Nancy - Slytherin
Sluggo - Gryffindor

Skeezix - Gryffindor
Slim - Gryffindor
Clovia - Ravenclaw
Melba - Hufflepuff
Walt - Ravenclaw

Gen. Halftrack - Gryffindor
Lt. Fuzz - Slytherin
Lt. Flap - Hufflepuff
Sarge - Gryffindor
Pvt. Bailey - Hufflepuff
Otto - Ravenclaw

Charlie Brown - Hufflepuff
Lucy - Slytherin
Linus - Ravenclaw
Schroeder - Ravenclaw
Snoopy - Ravenclaw

Thurston - Slytherin
Skipper - Gryffindor
Gilligan - Gryffindor
Mary Ann - Hufflepuff
Ginger - Slytherin
Professor - Ravenclaw

Tim 'O Hara - Gryffindor
Mrs. Brown - Hufflepuff
Brennan - Slytherin
Uncle Martin - Ravenclaw

From what I see, Slytherin women are attractive but Hufflepuff girls are delectable.

Noooo. What we know of Young Giles suggests Slytherin, and Ravenclaw would always be more appropriate than Gryffindor.

Angelus, certainly, but Liam? Liam never struck me as ambitious. He seems more likely to be a ‘we’ve got to put him somewhere, so chuck him in Hufflepuff and hope it rubs off’ than anything else.

OK having read more of the thread…LOL, zombie, and I actually posted all of that before…I’ll leave it, and say I still agree with what I said about Spike in my post from 7 years ago.

Hmm. Let’s try some DC superheroes… (Probably going to be a lot of Gryffindors, so I won’t list everyone I think is a Gryffindor…) Mixing continuities a bit, but few of the characterizations have changed enough to change house, and those that do I’ve put both.

The Trinity:
Superman: Gryffindor
Batman: Ravenclaw
Wonder Woman: Gryffindor

Green Lanterns: Mostly Gryffindors, by definition. Possible exceptions:
John Stewart: Ravenclaw
Soranik Natu: Ravenclaw
G’nort: Hufflepuff
Sinestro: Slytherin (depending on your interpretation of his motives)
Guy Gardner: Slytherin

Booster Gold: Slytherin

Blue Beetles:
Dan: Gryffindor (though the Hat would probably have considered Ravenclaw)
Ted: Ravenclaw (with the Hat pondering Gryffindor)
Jaime: Hufflepuff (Just barely missing Gryffindor)

Batgirls:
Barbara Gordon: Ravenclaw
Cass Caine: Gryffindor
Steph Brown: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff both present themselves as valid. Gryffindor ultimately wins out.
Charlie Gage-Radcliffe (better known as Misfit): Hufflepuff

Robins:
Dick Grayson: Gryffindor
Jason Todd: Hufflepuff
Tim Drake: Ravenclaw
Damien Wayne: Slytherin

Flashes:
Jay: Ravenclaw (pre-relaunch), Hufflepuff (post-relaunch)
Barry: Ravenclaw
Wally: Hufflepuff
Bart: Ravenclaw

Ones who actually might have gone to Hogwarts (or, rather, it’s American equivalent):
Zatanna: Gryffindor
Zach Zatara: Slytherin
Black Alice: Slytherin

… Surpriring number of Slytherins when you look at it.

This all has the makings of the most epic Harry Potter crossover fanfic in existence.

Since I’ve been watching a lot of Supernatural lately:

Dean Winchester: Gryffindor (as someone upthread said, most of your dashing heroes will end up there.)
Sam Winchester: Ravenclaw
Bobby Singer: Hufflepuff
Castiel: Tough one. I’ll say Gryffindor, but he also has certain Slytherin characteristics.
Crowley/Ruby/Meg/Any demon on the show: Slytherin.
Gabriel: Ravenclaw

I love this thread…

Final Fantasy VII:

Cloud: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor…can’t decide
Aerith: Gryffindor
Zack: Gryffindor
Sephiroth: Ravenclaw
Tifa: Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
Yuffie: Slytherin
Vincent: Slytherin
Cid: Gryffindor
Red XIII: Ravenclaw
Barret: Gryffindor

Final Fantasy IX:

Zidane: Gryffindor
Dagger: Ravenclaw
Vivi: Hufflepuff
Steiner: Hufflepuff
Freya: Gryffindor
Kuja: Slytherin

Fullmetal Alchemist again:

Ed: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw following close behind due to his love for alchemy
Al: Thought about Huffelepuff, but he’s leaning more toward Gryffindor, with a good dose of Ravenclaw. The only House he has nothing of is Slytherin
Mustang: Gryffindor, though he seems like a Slytherin when first introduced
Hawkeye: Ravenclaw
Winry: Gryffindor
Ling: Slytherin, because of all his ambition
Hohenheim: Hard core Ravenclaw
Scar: Ravenclaw or…heh…Hufflepuff
Izumi: Gryffindor
Alex Amrstrong: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor, but probably Hufflepuff
Olivier Armstrong: Slytherin

And some more:

Leonardo: Ravenclaw
Raphael: Gryffindor
Donatello: Ravenclaw
Michelangelo: Hufflepuff
Splinter: Ravenclaw
April: Gryffindor
Casey: Gryffindor

Artemis Fowl: Slytherin
Holly: Gryffindor
Butler: Gryffindor
Foaly: Ravenclaw
Mulch: Hufflepuff

The Doctor: Gryffindor
Amy Pond: Gryffindor
Rory Williams: Hufflepuff (or Gryffindor, since he kind of reminds me of Neville)

Aang: Maybe Hufflepuff, but probably Gryffindor
Katara: Gryffindor
Sokka: Ravenclaw
Toph: Well, she could be Slytherin because she’s always trying to prove herself, but more than likely she’s Gryffindor
Zuko: Gryffindor (HONOOOOOOOR!)
Azula: Slytherin
Korra: Gryffindor, to the core
Bolin: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor
Mako: Ravenclaw
Tenzin: Ravenclaw

Can I just say how delighted I was to see Thraxas and Makri coming up at all? :wink: