Thank you for purchasing Max2K. We know you will be happy with this product.
Almost 2 years in the making, Max2K contains all the features you demand in a poster. The product comes complete with 2 years of legal education and a bachelor’s degree in philosophy. Max2K will upgrade automatically next year when MaxJD is released, at no cost to you.
Max2K also includes a wealth of information on many topics, including firearms, religion, and cinema. However, Max2K refuses to be pigeonholed, and may enter other threads seemingly at random. This is part of Max2K’s normal dynamic learning process, and nothing to be alarmed about.
Max2K will employ its built-in humor function as often as possible; however, we cannot guarantee that the results will always be 100% satisfactory. We are constantly adding to and improving these functions.
Keep Max2K lightly oiled and in a cool, dry place. Do not expose Max2K to direct sunlight for prolonged periods. While using Max2K, some cognitive dissonance is normal. Turn Max2K off when not in use. Max2K was designed as a maintenance-free product, and should give you years of reliable service.
Thank you once again for your purchase. Enjoy your product.
Max2K’s bottles should be 12oz. and served very cold. Although Max2K should be kept lightly oiled and in a cool dry place, Max2K’s Pleasure attachment should be kept wet, and in a warm, wet place.