Well, actually, she’s a GIRL, but for my wedding (i think it’s linked in my sig) she’s the best man…
mechanichik!!
She hasn’t the best of spelling but she’s got a heart of gold… and she can probably fix your car. 
Would’ve helped if I’d PUT my sig, wouldn’t it have? Bah!
thats me!! woo hoo!!!
Don’t forget moi.
you know what a big deal my being at your wedding is. 