Youch. I didn’t get this many people saying hi to me when I joined. So how is it that my mother’s made 2 stinking posts and she’s already more popular than I am? ;(
As she seems to be away (probably on metro home), I’ll answer for her:
Talkinsquirrel, yes I am brave. I’m sincerely hoping she doesn’t find some key threads. REALLY sincerely hoping that. But I could always give her another acct and make her a troll and somehow . . . 
But I’m not evil like that yet.
Freak: you say ANYTHING about the jello shots and I’ll tell my mom you stuff your bra.
GolfWidow, what’s the deal with the grin? BTW call her phantomdiver, or PD, or SWIBBOTS, or really whatever she wants to be called. I don’t think mrs iampunha works, as I’m not MARRIED TO HER, fer krice-sake!
Black12: I don’t know about you, but I . . . crap, I just lost that joke in the sun.
grem: I don’t flirt with her, dude. “P.S. iampunmom, I love it!” Maybe I’ll persuade her to change her SN to punha’s mom or such.
Ellen: Why did it take my mommy showing up for you to confess your undying devotion to me? huh?
Tymp, you know TMF? You know my mom from there? This is scawy!
purplebear: You can flirt with me, silly! Although your daughter might object;) Besides, my mother rarely (never) uses my AIM acct . . .
Edwardina: good SN suggestion, but I like “punha’s mom” better. Of course, she’s more than a mother, she’s . . . super ultra mega mom deluxe 2001!
Dinsdale: photos of my mom are up to her to give out. Of course, there is this one of us together . . . but I don’t think that’d be in the spirit of the SDMB.
KKBattousai: Yeah. IKWYM. I SO know what you mean. I’m hoping and praying she doesn’t dig up threads . . . hehehe. As far as HP goes, I’m probably goin to know more about it than she does, though my 12-YO brother is pretty good as well.
Jester: you can swear as much as you used to. But she will not like “jesus H Christ!” or such. As for wiping feet . . . hell, I never do!
Maybe I should start a thread and OFFICIALLY introduce myself . . . again?
