I dunno, I kind of like it. It sounds like a good name for a rock band. And now here’s Mother Punha…
BTW welcome, phantom diver.
And Iampunha, I promise not mention the pictures I sent you yesterday per your request. Did you get them yet?
Thanks! I was hoping you’d get it. Not everybody does. I guess you’re one of the elite – or the unlucky. Your call. ;-D
phantomdiver
Thanks, Thorstein!
Yup. Being a mom is a huge part of my life, but it doesn’t define quite all of me . . . LOL!
He hasn’t released a current head shot? Well, that’s up to him.
And I’m not going to dig up the “bearskin” shot. That would be too embarrassing to him. Not to me, though a good bare part of me shows, too. I think age and motherhood have erased a lot of my so-called natural modesty, or prudery, or whatever. But Patrick still has his, and he may keep it as long as he sees fit.
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Which Big One? Sounds like poop. Or Fat Boy. Or something.
phantomdiver
a little weird this morning
Thanks!
What do you expect? He doesn’t have a gf, AFAIK. And he’s straight and 18, so he wants one – who doesn’t, in that position, as it were? (Patrick, if that embarrasses you, I’m sorry, but it’s just obvious stuff. Would have been true of me at that age and position, too.)
BTW, I think I posted once as iampunha by accident, guys. He had the home 'puter set to his login and I didn’t unset it. Sorry about the confusion.
phantomdiver
Welcome Phantomdiver! Glad to have you here.
Yeah, I was wondering about iampunha reprimanding himself for his own use of language. 
[Foghorn Leghorn]Ahem, ah say, AHEM![Foghorn Leghorn]
Thanks fer the chivalry there. I probably would’ve appreciated it quite a bit more if I were actually a woman… or human, for that matter…
(BTW, if you get offended by such things as that, I advise you to steer clear of the Pit. Also, usually when we call someone a bitch [especially a guy] we’re kidding. Usually.)
Hey, Iam, we like you really (I would have voted for you for Mr Beauty if it hadn’t been all over by the time I got there - story of my life! Oh, and the white stiletto shoes with that swimming costume and your tiara slipping may not have helped…), but your mom is brilliant! Hi phantom & thanks for the nitwit comment!
Yeah, and the fact that Anniz started that when I was on vacation leads me to believe she didn’t want me to win. That’s like someone running for president and not being able to participate in the debates.
White stiletto heels? I wasn’t wearing anything of the sort, though I welcome such from you, if you like it:)
PD said: "What do you expect? He doesn’t have a gf, AFAIK. And he’s straight and 18, so he wants one – who doesn’t, in that position, as it were? (Patrick, if that embarrasses you, I’m sorry, but it’s just obvious stuff. Would have been true of me at that age and position, too.)"
Mama, the only one of those you know for sure is that I’m 18, and even then, counting time spent in utero, I’m over 19. As for you wanting a girlfriend, you were engaged to Daddy at my age or no? The idea of you wanting a girlfriend . . . um . . . no comment;)
As for the nude shot of us in the tub, it flatters me a lot more than you. Plus I’m VERY young in it, and as such am cute. You, on the other hand, are a mother.
:: spanks Iampunha soundly about the buttocks for being ‘snarky’ to she-who-endured-great-labour-pains ::
actually, that was alot of fun, come back here, let me do it again…
Everyone else is suggesting that imp’s mom should change her name to “iampun’s ma” or something like that. Well, I propose that iampunha change his name to “Nitwit”.
Hehehehehehe…
gasp You mean … those were your feet?!
I think position may be meant to mean single and male…pedant!
Though why I’m defending your mom when she can defend herself very well indeed (years of practice with you as her son!), I don’t know.
So…come over here into this nice convenient shadowed corner and we can discuss your…pedantry…more privately…
No. What I am saying is that I wasn’t the one wearing heels, though perhaps you were. Right now you don’t want to see my feet. Not attractive.
Hmm . . . why shadowed, so nobody can see us? Why not just find a nice, soundproof room with a good lock?
Should I bring a change of clothes?
I haven’t worn white stilettos since the early eighties (& they were IN then honest…they’re in the back of my cupboard as a reminder of things never to do!)
Good idea - and some food & a toothbrush…
Hi, fierra!
What stupid comment? Oh, you mean the comment I made about Patrick being a nitwit. Well, that goes without saying, doesn’t it? I mean, um . . . <gdrrf>
Oh, please, you are straight and you don’t have a girlfriend, unless you have picked one up while I wasn’t looking in the last week or so. And even then, I bet she’d be a cyber-gf.
Besides, no, I didn’t even meet your daddy until I was just over 19. I’m not really sure when we became engaged, but it was about a year later.
Yeah, you look a lot cuter than I do in the shot – you can hardly see me. Anyway, I was 26 at the time, and what you can see looked better then than it does now – though your wonderful daddy would say otherwise.
Your MB indeed. Riiiiiight.
Anyway, you are not a poor helpless babe who can’t dish it out just as well as you take it. Where do you think you developed your startlingly witty repartee, anyway?
Dylan, I like you already!
You’re on your own, Paddy.
Love it!
Descriptive and alliterative, too. However, I don’t think iampunha will go for the bait.
phantomdiver
Sure, SWIBBOTS.
Do not speak about that which you do not know. Besides, you honestly think I’d tell you either way?
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Originally posted by SWIBBOTS
**Yeah, you look a lot cuter than I do in the shot – you can hardly see me. Anyway, I was 26 at the time, and what you can see looked better then than it does now – though your wonderful daddy would say otherwise.
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::mental picture forming:: EWWWW!!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! MOMMY NAKED! MUST . . . GOUGE . . . EYES . . . WITH . . . PEN . . . SFLKGJELKKL I CAN’T SEE THE KEYOAR
Wait, those weren’t my eyes . . . what the hell is that wet stuff?
PD said: "Your MB indeed. Riiiiiight.
As I invited you to join, yes, it is mine. More so than yours, anyway:P
PD said: "Where do you think you developed your startlingly witty repartee, anyway?"
I got that gene (or mutated gene, or something) from my father’s side. From you I got brown hair. I’d rather have red hair and even more wittiness.
PD said: “You’re on your own, Paddy.”
No, I have Brendan. And Dylan, remember what happened to KT . . . (no, Mama, not KT the dog).
PD said: "Descriptive and alliterative, too. However, I don’t think iampunha will go for the bait.
Y’know, you COULD call me Patrick. You don’t call me iampunha on the phone, after all:)
Fierra, I notice that your email address has the letters u and k consecutively. Please, PLEASE tell me you didn’t commit the unforgivable crime of living in England!
LOL!!! Thanks, Paddy, I needed that! – Guys, I’m home sick today, and laughing always helps.
Anyway, yeah, I was naked, and so were you, but all you can see of me is a profile. You’re fully frontal.
– Guys, it’s a picture of me bathing Paddy when he was about six months old, okay? Either my husband or I used to get in the tub with our kids at that age and hold them very, very carefully. It was easier and cheaper than using a baby bathtub. Probably still is, unless they’ve improved such tubs an awful lot since 1989, when I last bathed a baby of that age. Anyway, it’s a very sweet picture, and it’s really Everybaby, not Patrick in particular.
I could. I didn’t know if it was really acceptable here. For example, nobody calls me by my name on TMF. I prefer phantomdiver in such fora.
phantomdiver
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*Originally posted by iampunha *
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yup - does this mean that the soundproof room is out?
phantom fora- hurray! someone who can use plurals correctly!
As a latecomer,
Hi, iampunha’s mom-lady-who-gave-birth-and-performed-other-such-motherly-duties.
Don’t worry… we’ve been taking good care of him here.
(hide the whips!)
OH! Hi mom! heheheheh…Hmmmm? oh, nothing, honest!
(VB hides slingshot behind his back while kicking packets of cinnamon oil, a bottle of 151 and stray panties under the bed)
Psst! VB!
She said we can flirt! She doesn’t care! Now get that cinammon oil back out here!!! 