Introducing . . . my mommy!

[Spider_Woman]

I e-mailed you and got the second message returned. I think your account was too full or something.

Hi to your mommy.

[Mr_Bear]

First let me say welcome to the boards. I’m Mr Bear aka purplebear’s other half (sometimes better most of the time not)
I did read here where you said that you wanted grandchildren, but I think you should know that the object of your son’s eye is my ***15 year old[i/]**daughter. He may be in need of a little motherly advise. He can flirt with my wife all he wants, I’m secure enough to handle that, but when it comes to my darling little girl…enough said I think.

*Originally posted by iampunha *

I like aas much of you as is . . . safe. **Besides, I have the hots for your daughter . . . what does that tell you aabaout yourself? **

[phantomdiver]

*Originally posted by Mr Bear *
**First let me say welcome to the boards. **

Hi, Mr Bear!

I did read here where you said that you wanted grandchildren, but I think you should know that the object of your son’s eye is my 15 year old daughter. He may be in need of a little motherly advise. He can flirt with my wife all he wants, I’m secure enough to handle that, but when it comes to my darling little girl…enough said I think.

Seems to me he was just being flirty on the boards. But if you have an issue with what he’s done, you should probably take it up with him.

Yes, I want grandchildren, but I can wait. And I certainly don’t want any from people who haven’t finished high school! Patrick knows that. We’ve discussed this stuff.

phantomdiver

[Mr_Bear]

*Originally posted by phantomdiver *

Seems to me he was just being flirty on the boards. But if you have an issue with what he’s done, you should probably take it up with him.

Yes, I want grandchildren, but I can wait. And I certainly don’t want any from people who haven’t finished high school! Patrick knows that. We’ve discussed this stuff.

phantomdiver **

No ISSUE here yet (just my left of center humor). As people get to know me, they understand that if I have an ISSUE with them it will be quite clear to them. Actually I’m glade that he and my daughter are friends, from everthing PurpleBear has told me about him you should be very proud of him. Hope this clears the air a little.

[phantomdiver]

*Originally posted by Mr Bear *
**No ISSUE here yet (just my left of center humor). As people get to know me, they understand that if I have an ISSUE with them it will be quite clear to them. Actually I’m glade that he and my daughter are friends, from everthing PurpleBear has told me about him you should be very proud of him. Hope this clears the air a little. **

Okay! I’m cool. Actually, I was cool before, but thanks for the air conditioning!

phantomdiver

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by Mr Bear *
**I did read here where you said that you wanted grandchildren, but I think you should know that the object of your son’s eye is my ***15 year old[i/]**daughter. He may be in need of a little motherly advise. He can flirt with my wife all he wants, I’m secure enough to handle that, but when it comes to my darling little girl…enough said I think.
**

Mr. Bear, allow me to assure you of two things: 1. there are guys younger than me flirting with her. 2. I do not have to time, nor do I have the desire to get caught, necessary to go down to TX and see either your wife or your daughter. 'Sides, I have 0 courage with anything female and remotely near my age. Just ask my mom.

This is one reason knowing someone and their parents can often be interesting. Already lost one friend that way. Have 0 desire to lose more.

[Vestal_Blue]

*Originally posted by iampunha *
**

Falcon, I do not require cinnamon oil. That indicates a lack of performance . . . **

Ummmmm. Nope. Try again.

[fierra]

*Originally posted by Vestal Blue *
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*Originally posted by iampunha *
**

Falcon, I do not require cinnamon oil. That indicates a lack of performance . . . **

Ummmmm. Nope. Try again.
**

I give in - what’s the deal with cinnamon oil? I only found out what 151 was from that sluggy comic site…

[jb_farley]

[eddie haskell mode]

Why, hello there Mrs. Phantom diver, what a lovely dress you have on! And those pearls are simply divine!!

[/eddie haskell mode]

by the way, especially in light of the nakey tub shot talk, I believe this quote was waaay out of line for a mommy:

Actually he’s a lot wider than he used to be – when he was a baby.

finally, was that quote from Cuckoo’s nest?

yours,

joba boba