Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates!

Sakura is a bit young…and DaveW00 will kick your heinie if you hit on her. (Sakura is his daughter)

For me, I guess I’d have to have a menage a’ trois with Wax Bean and Kidney Bean–or whatever the heck is in three bean salad.

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Whoops! Well, how about Bing, then?

Hmm, I’d have thought Sue Duhnym would be perfect with Norm dePlume.

Awww, SPOOFE darling, I didn’t know I was your soulmate!
Anyway, I tried to start a thread like this here, but this one seems more successful.

For me, how about FireBoxersDick? Maybe FireUnderpantsManBoobs if he needed to wear a bro.

I think fella bilong missus flodnak’s position is secure…

Perhaps a Cherry_Picker_ would be in order?

Bing is perfect!

How about for Gravity there’s… Centrifugal Force.
Or Newton.
Or maybe, Poison (smell good names)
Of course, nothing can resist the pull of Gravity, so it could be anything!

Danimal,

that SO name makes me feel cheap and dirty and unlike the flower I’m named for…
Thank you.

I think you’d be suited for someone named SheWolf.

My sweetie’s Flashpoint, with only one post to her fame.

But you’re right…I’ll suck you all in eventually. :slight_smile:

I think I could live with a Scotch, or maybe a Whiskey.

But not a Pop?

str8n

:stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve called my dad Sodapop on the boards, so thanks, but no thanks! :slight_smile:

Yuck, sorry about that! :slight_smile:

They could be Baking or Club.

I’m so sorry, Cherry, I didn’t mean to offend you. I withdraw my suggestion. :frowning:

I was thinkin’ Stag Beetle.

Danimal,

I was joshing. I was actually thanking you for making it sound cheap and dirty. After kinky, cheap and dirty are two of my favorite adjective.

Forgive me for my insolent tone, Danimal the Merciful.

Growls at Oicu812. Recommends he brush up on his Greek mythology.

SPOOFE: How about Jenny Seattle?

pluto

Chuckles at pluto. Suggests he remember that Roman is not Greek and recommends pluto go find a Proserpina (or a Lady, compliments of Disney©).