My name probably ought to be Susan Delgado, eh?
…No thanks. I had a thing for the Professor, though.
Hey! That one’s taken already. 
BurningGlacier’s a nice one indeed!
Thanks, pluto! I was kinda scratching my head over that one too. I mean, Adonis is cool & all, but…well, I’m already kinda stuck with you (and I do mean that in a good way, of course). 
Can’t have this one, either. Already belongs to a 13-year-old non-Doper who is very dear to me, and I’ll whomp the poo out of anyone who messes with her.
I’m not sure I want to compete with Opal…
LOL! I just got back to the thread after being gone today and I find this gem!!! 
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Tobaccanalian Revelries!
Someone think of something witty for me, because I can’t. 
Why, Blanketoverthehead103, of course.
I was thinking Elvira69 for monster, myself…
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Witty Sig©
Hey Oicu, you do know that tomndebb is right about the Proserpina/Persephone thing, don’t you? Me, I’ve always just chosen to overlook it.
Sigh. I wanna be tomndebb when I grow up. He’s always right about everything, and he’s really, really nice about it.
Phantom309
Yes, I realize very well that tomndebb was correct. It just tickled the hell out of me. The phrasing just amused me, and that is why I posted what I did. Sorry if I was obtuse…
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My girl is spathic.
I’m certain that there is a Charybdis on this board somewhere, but I’d recommend that name for Scylla’s wife, were she to come aboard. (Except I think his name comes from Hotel New Hampshire.)
handy’s SO could be named LikesToBeTouched.
Elenfair, upstanding noble lady that she is, may have to settle for a mere KnightOfTheRose. (Ahem.)
FireUnderpantsBoobs has, as her SO, BraExtinguisher.
Got any for me? FlowerGirl?
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-takes a bow
Now, I challenge you to find MY soul mate’s sn. Good luck!
Well, if you believe Anna Anderson’s story, then I can see you falling for Guinamanahan or Guinakovsky. Or if you are of a more skeptical persuasion, Russophile might become your one and only.
Am I close?
Beefcake Stroganoff ?
Actually, I think Scylla’s wife has already registered (sorry to poop on your parade). But damn if i can’t think of her name! Oh, here it is: Izza. (I just did a search.) She’s only posted once, though.
(Interesting fact: a search on “gynecologist tennis” in MPSIMS covering two years yields five threads! I would have thought that there would be much less. A search in IMHO for the same terms covering two years yields one thread. Hmm…crazy!)
I like it! Gold star for you!
No, no, no. It’s going to be something like Arthitri.
Howsa 'bout me?