For Smeghead, how about NoBrisOblige?
Oicu812, we all love Young Frankenstein. Now then…
**AbbySthrnAccent would love AbbottNCostello
Cartooniverse would pine after Animatrix
Dr. Matrix will, of course, hunger for NeoMancer
Ginger Of The North will delight in Garlic Of The South 
Jarbabyj will have the hots for BottleBabyBumperk
TubaDiva will horn in on the world of A440
CrankyAsAnOldMan will make friends with Silas Mariner 
Gobear will find a real honey in, predictably, HoneyPot
Geobabe will become entwined with MicaManiac
SuaSponte will join in chorus with AmosAmasAlotta
Lux Fiat will connect ethereally with DoniNobisPacem
Magdalene will fall for Editdroid**
More to come. God…what a great thread !!
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Cartooniverse
If you can’t come up with one for me, you’re not a Marxist. 
Of course, no one has a match for me 
(well, except the real one )
My name is a hindu word for “too much”. Any ideas?
Well, I betcha someone named Ogu81 would spark a flame in Oicu812.
(Or possibly just heartburn.)
I’m not sure how I missed this, but I likes it.
Thanks, Gravity!
Being a fan of Little Shop of Horrors, I can’t resist suggesting Seymour for your soulmate.
How about Não Bastante, Non Abbastanza or Nicht Genug (Portuguese, Italian and German for “not enough”.)
I love it when people pay attention.
Animatrix, eh? Are you telling us more than you intended too, Cartooniverse?
Hehehe…good ones…all of 'em!
Yeah, let’s see you come up with my opposite number!
Nope. Just exactly enough. And, of course I pay attention… who wouldn’t ???
Jane.
Opposites attract when Qadgop the Mercotan falls madly in love with ueto)JaW ayt do6peb.
(I’m unfamiliar with the literature from which Qadgop took his name. So sue me.)
GrandfatherTrout’s SO?
Why, GrandmotherSalmon, of course!
Ooh, me, ooh, me! jumps about waving hands furiously in the air whataboutmewhataboutmewhataboutme?
actually i was thinking something like PantherPaws? my SO likes that… or does someone have that already?
any others?
Or, a la Red Green, handsome.
[Sandra Bullock in 28 Days] “Now there’s a excuse for being late: my tits caught on fire.”[/Sandra Bullock]
VictoriaFell?
Sorry to get in on this so late but…
What about me?
The name comes from submarine fiber optics, if it helps.
–sublight.
Tachyon?
Superheavy?
Planedark?
Oh hell – I forgot to add Warpspeed.