** That 70’s Show **–Kelso gets some bad weed from a second-rate soap opera actress, and all the “kids” end up in a mental hospital.
Angellus
Law Firm Wolfram and Hart is the only thing standing in the way of evil vampire Angellus’ rampage through Los Angeles.
The Prisoners–The Skipper, Gilligan, The Professor, Mr. & Mrs. Howell, Mary Ann and Ginger all try to escape from the Village. They hope to reach a forgotten tropical island, where they can live in freedom. 
** Friends**. Joey’s Days of our Lives character is scheduled to be the next vicitm of the Salem serial killer who is currently having a field day on the show. Right after Dr. Drake is killed by a falling bright light in the operating room in Joey’s final scene, Joey himself is killed by a falling stage light for real.
The remaining 5 Friends are devastated. Then Ross is killed when a fully assembled Tyrantarus Rex skeleton falls on him.
The remaining 4 Friends are devastated. Phoebe has a concert that night. Right in the middle of “smelly cat,” a big tiger jumps on stage and kills her. Phoebe’s last words are “That’s what I get for blowing my own Roy Horn.” (In an amazing coincidence, her twin sister suffers a similar fate while on a camping trip with Paul, Jamie and little Mable Buchman. Ursula is killed by a bear).
The remaining three Friends are devastated. Joey and Rachel think they should get out of town, but Monica has to kill up the mess Phoebe made. She applies some bleach to the area, not realizing someone has added ammonia to it. Monica is the next victim.
The remaining two Friends are devasted. Chandler is heartbroken over the loss of his bride, and starts chugging from a bottle of wine. He doesn’t realize that someone has added sleeping pills to it. Chandler goes to sleep forever.
The remaining one Friend is devasted and very, very worried. Rachel waits in her apartment, and has a surprise visitor, who she lets in. They share a glass of wine, but Rachel is amazed when he pulls a gun on her.
Victor Kirakis? You’re the Salem/Friends serial killer?
Yes
But you can’t kill me.
Why not? I’ve always hated you and your group of Friends. I only started killing in Salem to make it look like a serial killer was on the loose so I could get rid of you. Now it’s your turn to die at the hands of Victor Kirakis, Rachel Green.
Wait a minute. This is just a stupid show. And furthermore, I’m
not Rachel Green and you’re not Victor Kirakis. I’m really Jennifer Aniston and you’re my father John Aniston.
You want to be my daughter. GREAT! You know how Salem fathers treat their daughters. Curtis Brown molested and drugged his daughter Billie Reid. Paul Menandez put his daughter Nicole Walker in porn films. I’m married to her now, you know.
No, she’s just an actress Adrienne Zuckerman. And she’s really married to Kyle Lowdes.
But he’s my grandson Brady Black. Those bastards! After I’m finished with you, they’ll get theirs.
Gun goes off.
And then “Victor Kiriakis” rips off the amazingly life-like rubber mask he was wearing to reveal that he’s really - Gunther!
“At last!” Gunther cackles, “All six of those annoying, whinney yuppies who hung around my coffee shop, drove away all my other customers, and ignored me for years are dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! aha ha ha ha!”
“Not quite!” Says a shockingly familiar voice from just behind Gunther. The killer spins around to confront - Joey Tribbiani! “How you doin’?”
“Gasp!” Gunther cries, “But you were crushed by a falling light!”
“That was a stagehand! Nobody even missed him. BUT, realizing that I was your intended victim, I faked my death in order to secretly root out the real killer. it’s just too bad that it took me so long to figure out YOU were the killer! That gave you enough free time to kill all my friends. Ahh screw it, I was sick of sharing the spotlight with them any way. I want my OWN SHOW!”
And so, Joey Tribbiani leaves NYC for L.A. and his own self-titled t.v. series. As for Gunther…who cares?
Enterprise: After a particularly trying “culture clash” on an away mission that almost leads to a diplomatic incident, Archer comes to the conclusion that the strange ways and morays of some alien cultures are just foolish, backwards, and wrong.
Justice League:
(a) The League captures, tortures, and executes the Joker. On screen.
(b) The series welcomes it’s new head writers…Frank Miller and Harlan Ellison.
Enemies
The story of six incredibly annoying people who can’t stand the sight of each other
Friends XXX
Everybody has sex with everybody else
Enterprise
In an astounsishing revelation it’s revealed that the events we’ve been watching lead up to the foundation of the Galactic Empire in the Mirror Universe
Smallville
Clark is a hunky small town farm boy with a deep, dark secret; he’s looking for that once-in-a-lifetime kind of “special” friendship, but his need to always be the hero pushes the girls of Smallville away from him. Will he find someone who can respect his jealous, protective personality?
Lex is the spoiled rich gym bunny with a deep resentment of his mother’s abandonment and his father’s high expectations; he’s constantly looking for a supportive male role model to fill that void in his life.
They become friends–and so much more–but the stress of hiding their secret from the people of Smallville constantly places them in awkward situations.
Lana & Chloe have a catty on-again/off-again relationship of their own; they’re forced to “pass” as straight girls to infiltrate the Lex-Clark connection–Lana, to blackmail the Talon out from under Lex, Chloe, to scoop the best headline ever for the Torch–all while hiding their own dark secrets from the same small(ville)-minded populace.
The Simpsters: It’s nonstop Treehouse of Horror fun when the Simpsons can’t get back to their normal selves after their annual Hallowe’en special, and end up much like another TV family from nearly forty years ago.
Laugh along with Horman “Frankenstein” Simpster as he lurches off to yet another internal short-circuit caused by drinking Duff at Moe-nster’s Bar. Watch as his bride Marge tries to keep a haunted house, and see Grandpa driving everyone batty on his visits from the Springfield Retirement and Vampire Castle. You’ll howl with Bart on the adventures only he as a werewolf can get up to, and sympathize with Lisa, the ugly one in the family.
The Simpsters. We’re sure you’re dying to check out their grave humour. Tune them in midnights, on channel 13.
Everybody Forgets Raymond:
Debora finally leaves Raymond, after she realizes that she should have married Robert in the first place. Robert finally comes to terms with the fact that he’s gay, and leaves Debora for Amy’s brother, who has a psychotic episode and puts cyanide in Robert’s donuts. At Robert’s funeral, Marie confronts Amy’s parents about having raised a murderer. She throws herself into Robert’s grave, and Frank quickly grabs a shovel and does the dirty deed. Frank is sent to the Big House, where he finds religion, and gets an early release, through an intervention by a nun, who turns out to be Debora’s sister, who immediately gets knocked up by Frank, who is not thrilled about having to raise another kid, starts drinking, and meets Debora’s father at an AA meeting. The two go out drinking after the meeting, and wind up in a drunken brawl, which puts Frank in the hospital, in traction. Debora’s mother comes to apologize to Frank for her husband’s behavior and, under the influence of pain killers, Frank confesses that he has always secretly lusted after Debora. Her mother is disgusted, and slips some trendy but lethal drug into his IV, and is sent to the Big House, where she finds religion through correspondence with Amy’s mother, who has been given custody of Ally and the twins, who reach puberty and become the sex slaves of Robert’s ex-wife, “Cinnamon.” In total despair over the kids’ having turned their back on Jesus, Amy’s mother moves back to Minneapolis to be the Matron of Honor in the wedding of her old friends, Mary and Rhoda.
Nobody knows, or cares, what has become of Raymond.
I’m afraid I can’t find a way possible to make The League Of Gentlemen any more perverted or twisted. I racked my brains for it, only to be forced to give up. I’m sorry.
My god, that’d be MAGNIFICENT!
THE DICK AND DYKE SHOW
Alan Brady fiddles with Little Richie while Laura and Sally do interesting things with a double-edged dildo. Rob gets depressed, Buddy kvells.
MY MOTHER, THE CARROT
The hard-luck brother of a successful comedian believes his mom is a wise-cracking root vegetable.
FAMINE-LY (AKA FAMILY)
The Lawrences (Sada Thompson, James Broderick) fall on hard times and eat their children ( Meredith Baxter Birney, Kristy McNicholl, Gary Frank).
In a world overrun by secret societies, mad scientists, spies, wizards, aliens, vampires, werewolfs, and other beings with supernatural or superhuman powers, five people with no special abilities whatsoever decide to band together in self-defense and form The League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
I REMEMBER MOTHRA—The daughter of a Norwegian immigrant family recalls her childhood battling Japanese prehistoric monsters.
Which is why they won’t ever do it. 
or maybe I should say
Dragnet
Two cops patrol the mean streets of San Fransisco… in drag.
**The Streets of San Fransisco **
There are 1000 streets in the city, this is their story.
On second thought, maybe I can. The characters drift through their average, mediocre, small town lives with absolutely nothing in Royston Vasey having a sinister undertone. Just a typical, everyday, Northern town.
I have to admit, that was very funny. However, I meant the League of Gentlemen BBC show, which is a twisted Brit-com set in a small Northern town. However, the mistake turned out in the best interest of humour, so I can forgive. But if anyone else makes that mistake in my presence again, I shall hurt them.
I LOVE POOSY—The racy misadventures of a Cuban Lothario