Iraq war fatalities reach 2000; Bush mandates switch to hexadecimal

The BBQ Pit
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(CAFEBABE is from Java)

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Why don’t we state numbers in the base of the number of people dead? That would ensure the actual numeral remains at a constant 10. Think of the ink we save!

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That’s okay, you’re allowed to be wrong.

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It’s not even humorous…

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For a moment I was worried that if it got up to 32768, we’d start getting zombies.

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<joke type=“geek”>
We’d have no problem with zombies if parents would only wait for their children.
</joke>