You couldn’t see it for the hair.
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
All that needs, LoadedDog, is the Royal seal and some more PR (“used by those at court last season!”)
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I should also have included words like PATENTED and FAMOUS…
Rejuvenates! Invigorates!
[QUOTE=cornflakes]
You couldn’t see it for the hair.
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Well, duh, first you have all hair on your body removed except for head hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Those you have extensions glued onto. Honestly, you must be further behind the times than I am.
I can understand (somewhat) about porn stars wanting the procedure in their line of work, but I’m also thinking that if you don’t want to see a natural asshole, don’t be looking there. 
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
I bleach mine at home by drinking a 50/50 solution of Clorox and Castor Oil every other day.
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After which you can shit through the eye of a needle
From 20 yards
Without touching the sides
[QUOTE=featherlou]
Well, duh, first you have all hair on your body removed except for head hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Those you have extensions glued onto. Honestly, you must be further behind the times than I am.
I can understand (somewhat) about porn stars wanting the procedure in their line of work, but I’m also thinking that if you don’t want to see a natural asshole, don’t be looking there.
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Why would I want hair extensions THERE?
[QUOTE=cornflakes]
Why would I want hair extensions THERE?
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Braids, not cornrows.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Bleaching? How passe. I darken mine with lampblack.
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I think boneblack would be more appropriate.
Since my wife started bleaching her anus, I’ve noticed my teeth are a lot whiter.
No thanks, I drew the line at Leather Conditioner.
Wow. that’s…umm I can’t even imagine this, or why it would have ever come up, so that it became a “necessary” product. Wow.
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
I should also have included words like PATENTED and FAMOUS…
Rejuvenates! Invigorates!
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It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! Oh, wait…
I don’t know about you guys but an unbleached asshole is a deal breaker for me. Seriously, what is wrong with this generation.
[QUOTE=chowder]
After which you can shit through the eye of a needle
From 20 yards
Without touching the sides
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I smell a new Olympic event!
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
Heh. That actually has a wonderful old timey feel about it. I wonder what 19th Century or early 20th Century anal bleaching advertising would have been like…
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Screw that. I want to see the packaging for Dr. Bronner’s ALL-ONE Anal Bleaching Solution. Makes your asshole white, and unites humanity under God’s love!
I’m not saying anal bleaching is worthless, but I think scrotal starching and labial dyeing are more important, not to mention (of course) nipple ironing.
Maybe we could talk these idiots into doing it from the inside out by drinking bleach.
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove]
But no bleach for me, although I would like extra starch and military creases (be sure to use a cold iron, please!)
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and hospital corners? :eek:
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! Oh, wait…
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It turns a sandwich into a meal…
It puts the cut back in your strut, and the glide back in your stride
It’s too bad the “Does your ass shred the Charmin?” thread is in a different forum, I think it would be a great companion to this thread.
Perhaps this could be pitched to the manufacturers of Charmin? Hey, how about adding some bleach to those moist wipe thingys, it’s all the rage.
Freak out your partner: only bleach half then ask them if they’d take a look to see if there’s anything wrong back there.