Gyrate
November 6, 2018, 1:13pm
121
Voted by absentee a while ago. Got an email confirming receipt.
I prefer absentee voting so that I can investigate all the candidates and ballot initiatives one by one rather than the usual “Oh crap I don’t know who to vote for for Mosquito Control Commissioner - I’ll just leave it blank” thing.
VinylTurnip:
I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong, and Republicans had it right all along. I never knew that voter fraud was so easy, and so much fun . I’ve voted four times so far: the first time under my real name and registration (obviously), and then an hour later when I switched around my first and middle names. The next day I decided to have some fun and identified myself as Mickey Mouse. They waved me through without a glance, so later that afternoon I showed up again as “Ratón Miguelito,” wearing a poncho and a sombrero. Not only did they let me vote, they gave me an extra ballot so I could vote for mi abuelita , whom I told them was housebound with watery diarrhea.
I figure I can get at least ten more votes in tomorrow— maybe a baker’s dozen. With my “OFFICIAL ELECTION INSPECTOR” t-shirt, reflective vest and hard hat, I’m sure they’ll allow me to “perform routine maintenance” on a few of the machines, wink wink . I’ve got a car trunk full of costumes and I’m free all day. At least once, I plan to go in dressed as both ends of a pantomime horse. That’s two votes right there.
Have you done a search on this yet, to find out how many alt-right sites are quoting it?
Musicat
November 7, 2018, 1:47am
123
There’s such a fine line between voter fraud and doing your patriotic duty.