Is Carly Patterson sporting wood in this picture?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I had to do a double take when I saw the picture of Carly Patterson here. I thought “my word, that girl is excited to be an olympic champion”. Then I got jealous because she looks more manly than I do.

Of course I know it is just the shadows of the picture, but tell me if I am just looking for love in all the wrong places, or if it does look like this girl lives on Morningwood lane?

2

If she is, then it’s as big as my arm and goes halfway up her belly! :eek:

Be afraid…

3

Those, my friends, are abs of steel. Be thou amazed. I know I am.