Is Cecil a sea serpent?

My cousin, who is the most wretches and vile creature I know, positively insists that he once saw Cecil by the seashore and that he stole his column from him. I did a search on Lock Nest but oh well those people are 100% crazy, so I’m ask you.

What is the Straight Dople on Cecil?

That’s a good question.

Good luck Kracken the case.

All the dope on Cecil and his buddy Beany

Cecil is not a sea serpent. Cecil is not a material being, rather, he exists on a plane far beyond our comprehension.

Cecil is.

Cecil is not.

That answer your question?

I’m not sure. Is he seasick?

THANK REEDER!! … THAT PROOF! !:EEK: Not. What you think I am dumb?

Help me here, Lib. Does your cousin saw that your cousin stole Cecil’s column from Cecil, or that Cecil stole your cousin’s column from your cousin. This will really help me decide whether to tell you what I know about Cecil and sea serpents.

Serpent! The eel is near!

What do you mean? My cousin? Or Cecil? He said he was pretty sure that he saw him writing what he had already written. He was looking at his watch. That’s all the detail I know.

Lib, if this is just a joke regarding an old cartoon, consider me whooshed (but if you have to explain a joke…). If this is supposed to be a parody of someone, I think you’re slipping.

Thanks Lib, that’s what I thought had happened. Therefore, I can reveal to you that the answer to your question is under the boardwalk.

Threads like these make me wish we had a parody forum wherein Libertarian could run wild:)

The key is obedient serpent. Cecil is not obedient.

Cecil seashells by the seashore?

I thought he was a Pisces.

You can’t buy straight dople. I tried but my mother is not always at the beach.

We don’t?

Is Cecil a seesaw?