My cousin, who is the most wretches and vile creature I know, positively insists that he once saw Cecil by the seashore and that he stole his column from him. I did a search on Lock Nest but oh well those people are 100% crazy, so I’m ask you.
Help me here, Lib. Does your cousin saw that your cousin stole Cecil’s column from Cecil, or that Cecil stole your cousin’s column from your cousin. This will really help me decide whether to tell you what I know about Cecil and sea serpents.
What do you mean? My cousin? Or Cecil? He said he was pretty sure that he saw him writing what he had already written. He was looking at his watch. That’s all the detail I know.
Lib, if this is just a joke regarding an old cartoon, consider me whooshed (but if you have to explain a joke…). If this is supposed to be a parody of someone, I think you’re slipping.