Court Clerk: “Oyez, oyez, oyez - God save the United States and this honorable court.”
Associate Justice Bill Clinton: “Let the record reflect that I am not wearing any pants under this robe.”
Associate Justice Shodan: “Don’t start that crap again! You only get away with it because Sergeant-at-Arms tomndebb is biased against textualists!”
Associate Justice Frank: “Don’t start that again, dammit, or we will never get thru our caseload. And quit signing your dissenting opinions, “Regards, Shodan” - it’s irritating, We can all tell they are actually written by your sock pup - I mean, your law clerks.”
Chief Justice Bricker: "Just can it, the whole three of you. Now, this case concerns a minor child who suffered emotional injuries in a squirt gun fight on the playground at James Porter Memorial Grade School.
Associate Justice Bill Clinton: “How could she suffer emotional injury if it was only a squirt gun? I mean, it’s not like someone whipped out their tallywhacker and asked her to kiss it, or anything. Er, I mean, that’s what someone told me.”
Chief Justice Bricker: “No, nothing like that. She got squirted, and the water got her new schools clothes wet. Water is wet, you know.”
Associate Justices Shodan and Frank, simultaneously: “CITE?”
Associate Justice Bryan Ekers: “What if the child were going to grow up to be Hitler, and were covered in glue?”
Associate Justice Thomas, in an aside to Justice Ginsburg: “I wish they had passed that Amendment saying that members of the SDMB could not serve on the Court.”
Associate Justice Ginsburg: “What is this hair doing in my Coke?”
Regards,
Shodan
