This question comes from scenarios in two television shows: *Parenthood *just recently; and an old episode of Friends. Now it may seem silly to debate the actions of people on a TV show; but what I find fascinating is how on online forums like TwoP and Alan Sepinwall’s blog, the consensus seems to be that it is in fact infidelity (and unlike David Schwimmer’s Ross on Friends, Dax Shepard’s Crosby on *Parenthood *does not contest its being a grave offense for which he must endlessly supplicate himself and grovel, which makes it even worse).
So I’m utterly perplexed by the societal attitude that someone doing this in real life would be guilty of a serious betrayal. Do any *men *feel this way, or is it just women who think they can have their cake and eat it too (or maybe more precise would be to say they want to throw away their cake and still keep “dibs” on it)?
I don’t really know the particulars of the Ross-Rachel deal as I only occasionally watched Friends; I bring it up more because it was far, far more well known than the barely non-cancelled Parenthood. But here is the outline of what happened on *Parenthood *(I know I’m biased, but I don’t think the accuracy of this basic outline would be in serious dispute):
(1) Crosby and Jasmine, who neglected to tell Crosby she bore his son until five years later, rekindle their romance and move in together, to a new apartment they find together (a different place than either of them had lived before). They get engaged and begin planning the wedding.
(2) Jasmine is very bossy and controlling (she later admits this) and when Crosby gets tired of it and says something, she goes ballistic and tells him she’s not sure if they should get married after all.
(3) Later, he comes home from work, and she acts like he’s committed some gross breech of protocol to show his ass there (“what are you doing here?” I think were her words). He tries to make up with her, but she’s not having any of it and says “I think we need to take some time” and kicks him out.
(4) Crosby is disconsolate, and goes for a drink with another character played by Minka Kelly, with whom he has a lot of chemistry. Later that night in a very hot scene (for network TV anyway), they fall into bed together. Minka freaking Kelly!
(5) A few days later, Jasmine comes to Crosby to apologise for having been such a bitch, but when she finds out about the Minka Kelly sleepover, she freaks out (hitting him and throwing stuff at him) and really breaks it off for good with him. Crosby spends the next year or so prostrating himself to Jasmine and begging for forgiveness while I gag.
Given those set of facts, how could anyone consider this “cheating”? Do women somehow have the right to kick men to the curb for some indefinite period, but keep a chastity belt locked on them just in case they should deign to allow them back into their good graces later? I mean, WTF?