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Well, since the length of the colon is more like 5 feet than 26 feet, she’s full of shit from the get go (pun intended).
Ok, but could one take a 5 ft crap? Is there any evidence this has been done? A Guiness entry perhaps?
Five foot long crap…commin’ right up.
You want fries with that?