Is it possible for a single excrement to be the length of the colon after discharge?

[alterego]

@Michelle Hines

In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.

Cite is NSFW. Link to a link.

A farce?

[samclem]

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:AF5otrNPj2gJ:www.villagevoice.com/news/9849,carr,1846,4.html+"michelle+hines"&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2&ie=UTF-8

The site above would indicate that she does this for effect, and that the event was not real.

[USCDiver]

Well, since the length of the colon is more like 5 feet than 26 feet, she’s full of shit from the get go (pun intended).

[inkleberry]

@USCDiver

Well, since the length of the colon is more like 5 feet than 26 feet, she’s full of shit from the get go (pun intended).

Ok, but could one take a 5 ft crap? Is there any evidence this has been done? A Guiness entry perhaps?

[Enola_Straight]

Five foot long crap…commin’ right up.

http://poetry.rotten.com/five-foot-long/

You want fries with that?

[inkleberry]

@Enola Straight

Five foot long crap…commin’ right up.

http://poetry.rotten.com/five-foot-long/

You want fries with that?

Nah, I prefer corn.