OH MY FUCK! i hate these people with a passion. YOU HORRIBLE IGNORANT FAT SHITTY RETARD FUCKS!! I WILL STOMP ON YOU UNTIL YOUR BRAIN CELL RUPTURES!
This applies to the whole goddamn family. I hope that the stupid fuckishness will end with your inbred motherfucker generation and that you get hit by mini-coopers.
FUCK YOU, EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. WHAT THE FUCK? DON’T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO SIT HERE HAVING CYBERSEX ON YAHOO CHAT AND WARPING THE FUCK OUT OF OUR SHITTY CHAIRs WITH YOUR HORRENDOUS FAT? WHY ISN’T YOUR SCREAMING HELLBEAST IN DAY CARE? OR AT LEAST WITH HER HUGE ASS GRANDMA? WHAT THE FUCK? PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WORKING HERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR GODDAMN BABYSITTERS!
I will slap you all six ways to communist China, you fattards!
I worry about you, Glar. One day something is going to set you off – a misplaced hairpin, mismatched socks, something – and you are finally going to exotherm.
From the sound of things, I think the mini-coopers would sustain greater (and more noticeable) damage. Go for Mack trucks, they may be a cliché, but they’re much more reliable and final.
These aren’t cow-orkers, sadly I wish they were, because they would have been fired long, long ago. These are customers. They (all three of them, plus tadpole) come in every single fucking day to use our computers and annoy the jiffypop out of me.
Do you know something? If they had saved all the money they have spent at this internet cafe, they could each have a computer and a cable connection and afford daycare for hellchild? Why don’t they do it? Because they are morons. Total fucking morons.
Instead, here they are, chatting on yahoo, watching some guy whack it on his webcam, all the while screeching at the grub to behave… Demonlarva screeching to go smear hotdog juice all over our flat panel monitors, or type gibberish on the Accounting machine in the back… because why? BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING WHORES ARE IGNORING HER.
Yes, yes they are warping the crappy chairs btw. Man, those chairs sucked before, but they are now bent and slanting in new and tortured directions. Photos at 11!
Actually, the grandma is really cool and gives me free food, so I like her… but the rest of the family? RIGHT OVER THE FUCKING PIT!!
i can’t imagine a company allowing customers to look at objectionable stuff in a public place, you can probably use it as an excuse next time to ban them for life. (or at the least tell them they are banned for life)
You mean there are no rules against looking at porn in a public internet cafe?
I suggest you go and get the owner to buy one of those nifty “we refuse the right to serve anyone” signs. Then warn the family that unless they control their child, they will be asked to leave and not come back. If they don’t, kick 'em out. If they protest, point to the sign and laugh. Laugh like you’ve never laughed before. Then look at them all serious like and say “get the fuck out.”
