Is John Mace dead?

I think someone might have noticed a dude ( assuming a dude) walking out of a public (assuming again)toilet with a bloodied ancient spikey mace. Or heard someone scream. Don’t know, but I think plausibility is maybe stretched a bit.
John Mace where are you?

Even on the… what?

:smiley:

Yes! Very good! A great example. :smiley:

Using ‘SDMB’ here on the… um… SDMB is fine because it’s part of our jargon. However when making a public comment to say, the New York Times, you should spell it out.

Can we get back to IJMD?

NUWDAA
(Not Until We Define All Acronyms)

IJHTWGTFWSPPOTAIINAA
I’m just happy that we got this far without some pedant pointing out that an initialism is not an acronym

SPD
Stealth Pedant Detected

It’s what John would have wanted.

Hey, I’m down with wpp.

By a prostitute’s john who was also named John, the prostitute’s name was Mace, so John Mace was maced in a john by John, Mace’s john.

As long as we’re pulling out the bloodhounds, can we search for Super Kaplowzer too?

No, he’s just resting.

Pining for the fjords!

Y?

Beautiful plummage!

I give him bonus points for not making an angst-filled Pit thread asking us to pay him to leave.

Where’s John DiFool?

Is John Mace dead?

NIMBY

Really, he’s not. So don’t even bother looking.

Now you got me curious. What are you hiding back there?