I ordered a plate of kitfo at an Ethiopian restaurant in Vancouver in the early 1990s, one night when I was dining alone.
The waiter did everything he could to dissuade me from ordering this dish.
“It’s not cooked! You won’t eat it.”
I explained that I always ordered my steak “blue,” and was quite comfortable with the idea. (I had an idea at the time that it was easier to digest.)
“No, you don’t understand - it isn’t cooked. It’s a plate of raw beef!”
“Yes, I get it - it’s cured with citrus and spiced. Sounds perfect; I love civiche, and it’s the same principle.”
“Just beef, though!”
“I love beef.”
“Well… okay, then. But I’ve warned you.”
However, when the dish arrived, I observed something the waiter had neglected to mention, and which would have been a much more dissuasive point: this dish was clearly prepared with the decidely non-Steppenwolfish nature of the culture of Ethiopin cuisine: it wasn’t a plate, it was a platter - a dish intended to be shared by a group of four or more, as part of a more varied meal. I was looking at about (easily) three pounds of meat, served over a thin layer of injera. Oh, shit.
I was committed, now. I have a stubborn nature, which the many woo-woo hippie-dippy new age types have attributed to the accident of my birth in the House of Scorpio, but which I think is more plausibly explained by the fact that I’m the immediate descendent of another stubborn bastard. (My all-over-mystical acquaintances would no doubt make much of the additional accident that he was also a scorpio.)
Happily, I brought a book – and even more serendipitously ( being in my mid-twenties,) I had affected a pretentious habit of rereading James Joyce’s Ulysses every spring, so I was set.
It was good. A very nice dish, and spicy enough that I was glad of the lager to wash it down. I would recommend it to anyone, but maybe not in that quantity.
I think it took me about an hour an a half to get through, and I was sweating and uncomfortable for almost half of that.
Immediately after than, I was vegetarian for almost a decade.