Only if they were “Africanized” bees – then he’s a big flamey homo.
Yes, most assuredly. You can always tell a lesbian by how much she hates animals. Now, I know you’re thinking “What about k.d. lang?” Well, there are two possibilities:
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The whole crunchy-vegan-animal-love-fest thing is just an act, and she actually hates animals just as much as any red-blooded lesbian, she’s just sucking up to the animal rights people to advance the homosexual agenda.
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She’s straight.
Are they gay bees?