Oh, go spank your rhesus monkey
“Who’s the rinsed penis now, you fuckin’ goombah?”
— Reince Priebus to his television today in a dark extended stay motel room strewn with empty Pabst cans and pizza boxes
OBVIOUSLY the problem is you’re not spending enough time looking at the comment sections of conservetive websites:p
He seems like more of a Michelob man for some reason.
Nah, Natty Light.
Just how long he’s been hearing some of these names (vulgar or otherwise) may depend on when he picked up the name “Reince” (and perhaps whether there’s some story behind that). It’s just a nickname. His real name is Reinhold Richard Priebus.
One of my favorite war novels is The Sand Pebbles by Richard McKenna. It was made into a fairly good movie with Steve McQueen but (naturally) a lot of the small stuff got left out. One of them was where the men of the Yangtze gunboat San Pablo were in a bar along with their Royal Navy counterparts off the Woodcock. The latter were complaining that the Pebbles had cooked up the insult “Timber Dick” for their ship and the worst they could think of in retaliation was “Simple Apple.”*
In the interests of international relations, the Pebbles vowed to regard that as a grievous insult worthy of an instant fight.
*They couldn’t use “Sand Pebbles” because they already called themselves that.
I trump in your general direction.
Now that’s a name worthy of mocking!
So maybe he drinks Rheingold?
Do they still make Rheingold?
Judge Reinhold not, lest ye be judged.
Oh yeah? Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?
Personally I would have went with “rice penis”. Cause what’s smaller than a grain of rice?
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“You must always remember that the President is about six.”
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British ambassador, regarding Teddy Roosevelt (who never liked being called “Teddy”)
PROTIP to the Mooch: If you want your insult to have any staying power, you should REALLY make sure that you’re going to be around long enough to shepherd it through its growing stages.