As “C,” he inspired Ian Fleming to create “M” in the James Bond stories: Mansfield Smith-Cumming - Wikipedia
I’m so pissed that no one has mentioned my pearl necklace factory!
Does anybody else here remember that thread where a real estate ad had something about including a cum-pool? 
Milt, which are sperm-filled fish and mollusc gonads is eaten in some countries. In Japan, it’s called shiroko and it’s a fairly common winter delicacy.
New book out, Semonology: The Semen Bartenders Handbook. Human sperm. I see what he did there. Nice cover shot, but probably art project, not serious guide to taste combinations.
Mangetout, sorry, but I can’t help myself.
Gladiators sold vials of their used bathing oil, not sweat or semen. (Romans bathed by taking a sauna, then coating themselves in oil, then scraping it off)
Yep. Eastern European cooking has it, too. I’ve had it in Hungarian fish stews as well as breaded and deep-fried. I thought it was actually quite tasty. Here’s a pic of the deep fried version. (The name in Hungarian is haltej meaning “fish milk.”)
i read some where it is a dental caries preventative.
Well, since you’re going that way, lamb fries, Rocky Mountain oysters, animelles etc. are heartily consumed the world over.
So are sea urchin gonads by the way, oftentimes male.
But I understood this thread to be about ejaculated semen/sperm. :: Harumph about hijacking ::
(Do sea urchins have semen? Doubt it.)
Just last month (in another example of Straight Dope Serendipity[sup]TM[/sup]), it was discovered that salmon milt can be key to a “low-cost and environment friendly” way to smelt rare earth metals.
Fish do, and those sacs do contain fish semen, although, obviously, not ejaculated.
Expert Heather Locklear swears by semen as an ant-aging cream.
The linked story says such treatments climaxed, heh, in popularity around 2009, but I’m sure I remember it being a fad in the 1970s.
Huh. I can understand her frustration, but that sounds like one hell of an inefficient insecticide.
Cosmo’s late editor Helen Gurley Brown swore by semen as a facial treatment.
And do you know who else swore by semen as a facial treatment?
As for the link to the Heather Locklear story and photo, she looks to me like a 51-year-old lady. I doubt I would mistake her for her 15-year-old daughter.
Anybody ever see him and **mangeorge **in the same place at the same time? :dubious:
Interesting sidenote on the use of semen as an invisible ink - you could also do a DNA test to verify the writer’s identity.
Not an issue in World War II, of course.
I’ll just leave this here New Zealand pub serves apple-flavoured horse semen | Metro News
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