Not if you use someone else’s semen.
IIRC, this is a plot line in Jacqueline Susann’s Once Is Not Enough.
That’s got to be one of the top ten threads on the internet.
It took me a while to find this post (while I was vanity-searching for something else).
Will you please FUCKING STOP mentioning me in connection with the consumption of semen.
What’s your connection to eating semen?
None.
You’re in denial.
, he ejaculated.
Some fish store their semen in a large mass, called milt, and yes, people do eat it. Mike Rowe did on a “Dirty Jobs” episode, and Dave Barry did too, while he was covering the 1998 Winter Olympics. It was not long after the Lewinsky story broke, and the waitress wouldn’t tell them what this stuff was until after they all ate it. The people around the table then cracked jokes with punch lines that rhymed with “Fresident Flinton”.
Methinks you doth protest too much.
Unfortunately–I like Mangetout–Barbra Streisand is now singing at the top of her lungs.