[QUOTE=Telemark]
I believe he means that an infinite number of monkeys, given an infinite amount of time, would eventually produce the entire works of Wilde.
Your posts would require 4 monkeys and roughly 25 minutes.
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Not true. They are already produced by a single monkey…and usually within a 10-minute span.
Share them amongst yourselves! 
See?
Yeah but, Wilde never called anyone FAT!
[QUOTE=jayjay]
See?
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Well give me something to work with! Your paltry insults so far deserve nothing more than childish responses. 
You should see him when he dresses up as Oscar Wilde.
[QUOTE=Wilson]
You should see him when he dresses up as Oscar Wilde.
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Yeah, that Victorian waistcoat really makes him look fat.
[QUOTE=jayjay]
Not true. They are already produced by a single monkey…and usually within a 10-minute span.
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Your estimate is quite generous, sir.
Huh. ivan’s british. I wonder how he feels about small shops.
Why is it that all fat mods dress like Victorians? It is teh ugly and does not please me.
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath]
Huh. ivan’s british. I wonder how he feels about small shops.
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You’ll have to explain that. It’s far too obscure for this uncultured heathen.
[QUOTE=Harborwolf]
Better than “DAAAAAAAAMN.”
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Which?
Fat, I totally agree with you on. I think. This is one of those situations where I’d need to know if it were an admiring DAAAAAAAAMN or a snarkalicious DAAAAAAAAMN, after all.
Fluffy, not so much with the agreeing.
Oh. Well, a ‘dummy’ is a rather localized bit of slang, suggestive of England.
[QUOTE=Telemark]
I believe he means that an infinite number of monkeys, given an infinite amount of time, would eventually produce the entire works of Wilde.
Your posts would require 4 monkeys and roughly 25 minutes.
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Hmm - a monkey scale method of grading posts and posters. This could have legs.
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath]
Oh. Well, a ‘dummy’ is a rather localized bit of slang, suggestive of England.
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[Richard Nixon]Sock it to me?[/RMN]
… I suppose, I don’t know. It was just an odd bit of slang, and an owner of a british shop (small) was the first loose association I had with it. Do you think he might be? He’s far more aggressive than SBSO.
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
You’re not brave enough, smart enough, or a good enough speller to be a crusader.
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Indeed. It is well established by now that the main reason for the Saracen victory related to literacy.
[QUOTE=SisterCoyote]
Which?
Fat, I totally agree with you on. I think. This is one of those situations where I’d need to know if it were an admiring DAAAAAAAAMN or a snarkalicious DAAAAAAAAMN, after all.
Fluffy, not so much with the agreeing.
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He is referring to Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy “There are 5 levels of fat. Big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!! I am fluffy.” He has some pretty good stuff.