Not true. They are already produced by a single monkey…and usually within a 10-minute span.
- Throws peanuts to the real monkeys *
Share them amongst yourselves! 
See?
Yeah but, Wilde never called anyone FAT!
Well give me something to work with! Your paltry insults so far deserve nothing more than childish responses. 
You should see him when he dresses up as Oscar Wilde.
Yeah, that Victorian waistcoat really makes him look fat.
Your estimate is quite generous, sir.
Huh. ivan’s british. I wonder how he feels about small shops.
Why is it that all fat mods dress like Victorians? It is teh ugly and does not please me.
You’ll have to explain that. It’s far too obscure for this uncultured heathen.
Which?
Fat, I totally agree with you on. I think. This is one of those situations where I’d need to know if it were an admiring DAAAAAAAAMN or a snarkalicious DAAAAAAAAMN, after all.
Fluffy, not so much with the agreeing.
Oh. Well, a ‘dummy’ is a rather localized bit of slang, suggestive of England.
Hmm - a monkey scale method of grading posts and posters. This could have legs.
[Richard Nixon]Sock it to me?[/RMN]
… I suppose, I don’t know. It was just an odd bit of slang, and an owner of a british shop (small) was the first loose association I had with it. Do you think he might be? He’s far more aggressive than SBSO.
Indeed. It is well established by now that the main reason for the Saracen victory related to literacy.
He is referring to Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy “There are 5 levels of fat. Big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!! I am fluffy.” He has some pretty good stuff.