Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Cervaise]

Alternate title: Put down the wish list and back away from the Santa.

“Best Santa ever” turns out to be pedophile

NEWARK, N.J. — A rare international alert seeking a man shown in dozens of raw child-porn images quickly led to the arrest of a small-time actor, who painted faces at children’s parties and performed as “the best Santa Claus anyone has ever seen.”

Wayne Nelson Corliss, 58, told authorities he had sex with three boys in Thailand six years ago, an experience he described as “euphoria,” a prosecutor said Thursday at Corliss’ first court appearance.

This man will be spending his future holidays … on ice. </CourtTV narrator>

[Flander]

I guess Santa does come more than once a year.

[running_coach]

@Flander

I guess Santa does come more than once a year.

And not down a chimmney.

[Oredigger77]

Only on a Jimmy

[hotflungwok]

And you thought those were elves.

[Interrobang]

@runner pat

And not down a chimmney.

More like a coal chute.

Going to hell, yes I am.

[Hampshire]

*Wayne Nelson Corliss, 58, told authorities he had sex with three boys in Thailand six years ago, an experience he described as “euphoria,” *

Hmmm… and now just for comparisson, and to please the court, let’s see how you would describe the experience of a red hot poker shoved up your ass.

[Zebra]

Leave COOKIES out for Santa, not nookie.

[Cervaise]

Santa prefers a handful of small nuts.

[abbeytxs]

@Cervaise

Santa prefers a handful of small nuts.

You, Sir, truly are going to hell. No handbasket, just a long free fall.