Is that a dirty diaper in your pocket? (Or are you just having a shitty day?)

[pkbites]

Man sentenced for attempting to steal dirty diapers

From the article:
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A Portage County sheriff’s deputy found six dirty diapers in Makuski’s pockets.

The complaint says Makuski entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house.

According to the complaint, when asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said “yes.”*

Gezus Khrist!:eek:

[Wile_E]

The important question here is, has he ever sat his ass on a restaurant table?