Is that a lobster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Man caught smuggling lobsters in his pants

What do they mean that “Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers?” I thought lobsters had claws unless they lost them in an accident. Or do you just have clawless, mutant lobsters in San Diego?

Yah that didn’t make sense.

Google “spiny lobster” for some pictures.

Cargo pants… obviously.