I thought I had seen everything that could be done with a human head of hair. But I was wrong. I had never envisioned this.
Is there even a name for this?
It’s a Friar Tuck. I guess he was lying on his back instead of sitting up in the chair.
Have you seen this, though?
Arthur.
“Why, yes, I do like giraffes. How did you know?”
In the year One Million and a Half
Human kind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves
I wondered when someone would use that line!
Are you sure it’s a haircut? He might be a sailor looking out the porthole of some new Navy invisible stealth ship, perhaps?
The USS Fuzzy Naval?
It’s like his neckbeard migrated north for the summer. I propose the term “headbeard.”
“Scalp-beard” would be more accurate, but it just doesn’t sound as good as yours. I think it’s those three consonants in a row.
I’ve waited 50 years for the straight line.
Wow. And here I’d thought I’d seen every possible variation on the self-degrading haircut.
I did see something new and different (at least to sheltered old me) the other day. It was a 30-ish white guy with a standard dark brown / black stand-up Mohawk about 3" tall on an otherwise shaved head. So far so ordinary.
Except it was set at about a 30 degree angle to his fore-aft axis. So it started over his left eye and ran diagonally across the top of his head and ended down behind his right ear. Very rakish, like a beret on waay too lopsided. Very affected but still kinda cool at the same time.
I was thinking “face ring”.
Or perhaps, Douche Beard.
Douche Beard does it for me. Bravo.
Showed the OP’s pic to my wife. “Foolproof birth control” was her verdict.
O-Face.
Combining the two - the Only O Face. That’s the only O face he’ll be making anytime soon.
“Unfortunate” would be my guess.
I propose “The Dipshit”.