The Rebirther?
The Zero.
Works on multiple levels.
Sucks!
Bravo! We have a winner.
I mentally dubbed it “The Sooty Porthole” before I read the rest of the thread.
I seem to remember that someone from the band Cracker getting a similar haircut on some video I watched in the late 90s or early 2000s. It was at that time called “the ring of hair.”
Gambling debt PAID IN FULL