Is there something wrong with me?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve never broken a bone.

Never been in the clutches of an overworked ER doctor. My memories of the emergency room? All come from watching George Cloony in one of his hit TV shows.

Never had a single cavity. Way to go, fluoride!

Never been in the hospital for anything other than a check up or the very special occasion of my own birth.

Never suddenly passed out for no reason.

No one’s ever put a gun or a knife to my throat and demanded all my money.

Never had an STD.

I’ve never had alcohol poisoning. Hell, I’d settle for food poisoning at this point.

Never been in a car accident.

I’ve never fallen out of a tree.

I’ve never lost an alarming amount of blood. I mean, it’s been years since I’ve had a paper cut…

Never needed my tonsils or appendix out.

Never been under the knife, or out while someone operated on me. Except sort of, when I had teeth removed and even then I wasn’t totally asleep.

I feel I haven’t yet lived.

Someone please convince me I have.

2

It would help if you went outdoors occasionally.

Of course, I say that with my tongue firmly planted in cheek.

Then again, you might be truly blessed. Count them. One by One.

3

Maybe you’re “Unbreakable” :smiley:

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>>Never been in the clutches of an overworked ER doctor. My memories of the emergency room? All come from watching George Cloony in one of his hit TV shows.

Well, I’ve been to the E/R. not sure how overworked the doctor was, but I’ve been there. For blood poisoning, no less. Bad stuff.

>>Never had a single cavity. Way to go, fluoride!

I have more metal in my mouth than your average mine. Bah.

>>Never been in the hospital for anything other than a check up or the very special occasion of my own birth.

Tonsils out, age 12

>>Never suddenly passed out for no reason.
Me neither, unless too much liquor is “no reason”

>>No one’s ever put a gun or a knife to my throat and demanded all my money.
Nope, me neither.

>>Never had an STD.
errr… one small one, way back when. Damn boyfriend!

>>I’ve never had alcohol poisoning. Hell, I’d settle for food poisoning at this point.
Umm… is a hangover alcohol poisoning? I’ve had them. Food poisoning, too.

>>Never been in a car accident.
I have. Not hurt at all, but fender benders.

>>I’ve never fallen out of a tree.
I honestly can’t remember if I’ve ever fallen out of a tree or not.

>>I’ve never lost an alarming amount of blood. I mean, it’s been years since I’ve had a paper cut…
Nope, me neither.

>>Never needed my tonsils or appendix out.
See above, tonsils.

>>Never been under the knife, or out while someone operated on me. Except sort of, when I had teeth removed and even then I wasn’t totally asleep.
See above, tonsils
>>I feel I haven’t yet lived.
>>Someone please convince me I have.

Nope, you haven’t, sorry. Go fall out of a tree, and try to get an STD. A mild one, preferably. Something curable.

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Alcohol poisoning is very different from a hangover. A hangover is unpleasant, while alcohol poisoning is named thusly because it can kill a person.

6

ummmmm… did you knock on wood when you typed all that?

ahhh… and if ALL those things DID happen to you, you would probably have written some post asking what’s wrong with you!

Don’t judge or grade your life to the people’e around you. You are living a different existance than all the rest of us.

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I’d kindly donate some of my bad luck to ya if you’d like.

With the exception of STD’s and having any of my bodyparts removed; I’ve had all of those happen to me.

(all though I will say its been 22 years since my last cavity)

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It’s the bubble boy!

9

I never had sex. :frowning:

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You’re two up on me, Zoggie. The only items on your list I cannot claim for myself are:

Never had a single cavity.

I wish I could say this. If flouride has done anything for me at all, maybe it has prevented me from getting even more cavities than I already have. Our family dentist probably took at least two vacations just on what he earned off of me and my two sisters.

Never been under the knife.

I had to have a cyst removed from my lower back when I was 15. It wasn’t a life-threatening emergency, thankfully. Because of this, I guess I should also count myself out of claiming that I have never had to be in a hospital.

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Thanks for the kind words, and the bubble related ones, and, Qwisp, perhaps not unbreakable, but I’d like to think so. Thanks, Mith- and as for the wood…::frantically starts knocking on the walls:: Ah, right…

Just like to add, I haven’t had alcohol poisoning, but if, as Athena asked, a hangover counts, then technically I have.

Also, I’ve never been bitten by a dog or harmed by an animal in any serious way. Although my grandparents’ yorkie did lunge and snarl at me in a menacing way once. Closest I ever came to a dog bite. And I’ve gotten a great deal of insect bites over the year…

And I’ve never had a concussion either.

Still. I’m feeling unlucky this year. Next semester of college, here I come.