(I’m aware this is borderline GQ material, but such a great site deserves the biggest audience possible)
I urge you to explore every nook and cranny of this site- the accumulation of unnecessary detail, the pictures (oh god- the pictures), the creeping sense of unease- it’s a joy.
But is it for real? Something about the way the photos always accompany a particularly chilling piece of information leads me to think there’s a tongue/ cheek interface at work here.
Call the guy and find out.
It’s all but impossible to get a factual answer to this question. (IMHO)
I’d love to, only I’m worried he would (over an extended period) read aloud to me Will and Ariel Durant’s ‘The Story of Civilization’ (10 volumes).
You won’t get a factual answer here, I think.
But IMHO; he’s for real, but he’s seriously odd. Bizarre.
Wow.
We ought to hook this guy up with “Mary,” an *even more * bizarre woman whose website and phone (yup, a couple of Dopers called her up to see if she was for real) messages kept some of us on the SDMB in stunned disbelief and amusement a couple of years ago. Mary’s rigidly drawn expectations – no wait… make that, unbending demands – of a boyfriend/husband make this guy seem downright easygoing.
Reminds me of MadTV’s Stuart.
This strikes me as similar to the “Ill Mitch” website or anyone remember the “Rubberburner” site that turned out to be an ad for jeans? And what was that one with the singing Arab prince or something?
This one though, I don’t know. It’s much more developed than those other joke sites. Someone has to call this guy.
BTW, anyone had the nerve to click on his “erotica” section???
You guys HAVE to see his “erotic” pics. He looks like Iggy Pop!
AND he’s NEVER had a cavity!
Memepool said it best: “Hey ladies, here’s your chance to get in on Waco II: Electric Boogaloo at the ground floor!” 
17 kids! goddamn.
He resembles Richard Speck. And THAT is a very creepy place to be.
Those erotica pictures are just weeeeeeird.
Someone has got to call him. Not me! I look too much like his description of his ideal woman!
Also, make sure to check out his response form!
My favorite quote:
“Sometimes, I feel like a small, frightened mammal in the Mesozoic Era.”
Hey Bill, who doesn’t?
This guy gives me serious David Koresh vibes.
So why won’t the guy smile in any of his photos??
I mean, he claims no cavities. That alone should be justification to see those pearly whites.
