My vote is not just creepy but cah-ree-pee.
Happy birthday twickster. May you have a year full of laughter, love and no creepy cousins.
Happy Birthday, twicks - listen to jazz; it’ll take your mind off your cousin in the sack…
If she’s a normal woman, it should. If she’s a weirdo too (which is possible, given that she’s dating a weirdo), it might not. Worth a shot, though.
There’s no chance he’s simply reminding you of her name?
Peace,
mangeorge
For me, his age pushed it past creepy and right into hilarious.
I’m late to the party (and not because I was in the sack), but
Happy Birthday twickster!!
Happy Birthday!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
I would have sent this earlier, but my my hands were busy.
Typing in another forum, sickos.
Unless you have a really interesting relationship, then it’s weird.
Does it have to be one or the other? I mean, your cousin, sounds weird, but I gotta go with the one I know for a fact!
Seriously, Happy Birthday! We haven’t spoken in a while. What’s shakin’?
Yes, it’s creepy and happy (belated now) birthday but what really intrigues me is what the name could possibly be, because I also have an uncommon first name.
[sub]and wouldn’t it be cool if I had the same name as twicks!
… except mine doesn’t start with “J”
or end with 3 asterisks … oh well.
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The asterisks are silent.
Happy birthday! Sorry I would have wished it to you yesterday but I was busy doing something really super awesome that I can’t tell you about.
Is this your cousin, by any chance?
And happy birthday!
Am I the only one more amused by the “job prospects?” line more so than the sack one? It feels so random to include that among the other statements of what he was doing prior to the message and then the message of happy birthday/new years. Why would he add that extra question then at the end? It boggles my mind as to which is weirder.
That said- happy birthday!
I think the best approach here is the one suggested by other posters. Weird your cousin out, ideally by taking a leaf from Deputy Director Avery Bullock (from American Dad!)'s book:
“Hi (M), Sorry I couldn’t get back to you earlier, I was busy doing some stuff with my SO.
Weird stuff.
Naked stuff.
Butt stuff.”
See if that doesn’t put him off TMI e-mails for a bit. ;)
Nah, that’s actually his attempt to take an interest in my life – I’ve been unemployed since April.
Does it begin with an R? Because there’s a four-letter name beginning with R that rhymes with my name, and if you were named that, we could be “twinsies in poesy” (or something).
Why are you guys so secretive about a given name?
Just curious.
We’re just joking around. (There are several dozen people here who know my first name, at least half of whom know my last name as well. Plus a slew who know my address and/or phone number.)
I thought the asterisks were tongue clicks.
I’ve known two guys named Sally. One I knew only casually. He ran a restaurant on Mulberry st in Little Italy in Manhattan. Best linguini mit clams I ever ate.
The other guy was in the Navy with me. A gunner’s mate. Both were Italian. Neither was female.
Did I already say “Happy Birthday”?