And yet neither will go ahead and just spell it “zar”.
It would make crosswords too easy.
As Woody Allen taught us, the Russian Revolution started when the serfs finally realized that the Czar and the Tsar were the same person.
Look, he’d just been deposed by the Bolsheviks, and needed a place to crash, so I let him rent my basement!
Moderating:
Let’s drop the ‘tsar’ ‘czar’ hijack now. Thanks.
I bet Trump doesn’t know the difference.
Because he’s confused.
Trump says the White House rigged the 2020 election against him.
Undeniably. (Unless he writes them in the font size used for the typical 1st-grade reader.)
Nobody told Donald that DATES were going to be on the test!
Given his penchant for tripping over his own dick, it seems clear that the guy in the White House is the reason for the result.
No way, physically impossible. Wont even reach the ground if he is lying face down. 
I don’t understand the reference.
Kirk van Houten, Milhouse’s perpetual-loser dad on The Simpsons, is playing Pictionary at a dinner party and is supposed to draw “dignity”.
Ah.
I knew who the character was, but I missed that episode.
“We did a great job with covid. Never got the credit for it. The ventilators, the therapeutics, the robes, the gog, everything we did”
“I think I had nine indictments, far more than Alphonse Capone, who was quite well known in Chicago. He liked killing people, but he had nothing like me.”
“They were doing a man on the street, they said “Do you know Harris?”, and they would say “Who the hell is Harris?” Nobody knows who Harris is. What’s the VP’s name? They have no idea what the name is. Now, the name Kamala is. It’s a little complex because it’s about 19 different ways of pronouncing it. But Kamala is, at least it’s a name you sort of remember.”
“We will bring back the American dream better, stronger and just better, bigger, better. They don’t talk about it. They copy every thing else I do so I guess that’ll be next. They’ll be copying saying the American dream.”
Well, experts say that anywhere from 2/3 to 1/3 of American Covid deaths could have been prevented if the White house had its shit together. So, let us take the average and say 50, of 1.2million. So trump killed 600000 Americans- I am sure Capone never got close to that. So, trump here is correct.
Canadians and most of their politicians generally wore masks and followed medical advice. American death rates during Covid might have approached Canadian values despite differences in health care.
Trump was far from the only factor resulting in lower vaccination rates, reluctance to mask or distance or medical mitigation and other policies. But Trump recommended dangerous treatments and ended up in the ICU himself. Almost as if he was the sort of guy who would stare directly at the sun during an eclipse.
Trump accidentally told a reporter he’s going to vote to legalize abortion in Florida, and now his campaign is trying to do damage control.
His MAGAs followed his lead.
Was it an accident? Or is he trying to have it both ways?
If he is confused on abortion, it is an extremely common confusion:
Trump is appealing to those on the fence concerning his candidacy. He allows them to think he is aligned to their view, whatever it might be.